Any zombie movie on the Sci-Fi channel. In fact, any movie on the Sci-Fi channel. (I'm talking about the home-grown stuff, not DotD and actual movie movies)
Worst Zombie Movie of All Time
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dannydamage post=18.69882.676853 said:
Woah! Woah! Woah, there cowpoke. 'Americans' "F' things up"?! My friend, this country gave the world McRIB!!!! Now if a of hunk of boneless rib, slathered in tangy sauce, pickles and onions ISN'T this side of a Heavenly blessing, you CANNOT be pleased!
Wow. Ok then. 28 days was a great movie. But to defend the American movie industry (which is really hard to do) the sequel was not half bad. The concept is similar to Land of the Dead (where society restarts) but it also has the appeal that the first one did(28 days). It shows just how far people will go to defend themselves. I thought it was alright. the end was weak, but i still thought it made a halfway decent sequel.
MysteriousSquirrel post=18.69882.676906 said:
Had it not been enough, I would have taken his English-ass outside and handled things the way our forefathers did. DANCE-OFF!
I rented "day of the dead: beginning" once. It was seriously so bad that i ahd a freaking nasty taste in my mouth afterwards. It's about some kind of alien "thingy" living in a metal pod beneath an asylum. And with the worst computer animation i've seen it soars up in one of the patient's nose and makes him a person who knows that he is a zombie, is butt-ugly, and still likes chewing on people. The thing i remembered the most was that when the military was shooting at zombies they zoomed in on a guys gun, showing that there was no fire coming out of the gun, all he did was faking a recoil. No wonder why the zombies were hard to kill...
Fronken post=18.69882.676940 said:
Ahhh, an arguement as old as time itself... 'Zombies. Fast or Slow?' I'm with you. I like my Zombies shambling. Maybe a weeeee bit pluckier, if he carbed up the night before.
jajaja ...smuttbullen post=18.69882.676947 said:
also i do have a colection of zombie movies my fav... by far is day of the dead the original whit "bub" and... even it was from the master!! i was so bad... diary of the dead... and also if it was a movie will be so damn good, walking dead, the comic from Sir.lord.Genaral.and the best writer(marvel zombies) Robert kirkman
Hey! I didn't bad mouth the American's ability to invent sandwiches AT ALL. In fact, I'd support your point and say if there was an award for great 'pig out' food, the USA would win EVERYTIME!zombielifecoach post=18.69882.676867 said:
A Dance off? Between a (presumably white) American guy and a whiter than white English guy? That would be like watching a real shitty zombie film in itself!zombielifecoach post=18.69882.676917 said:
The worst zombie movie I've ever seen is probably Resident Evil. I don't really watch that many zombie movies because most of them suck.
I'm not going to go see Diary of the Dead because, if the trailer is any indication, Romero seems to have lost his touch. Dawn,Day and Night are some of my favorite movies, and I even liked Land but Diary looks crap.
George invented zombies but I think its time he should move on to other things.
The remake of Dawn was bareable but nowhere close to the original.
Braindead however is a cinematic masterpiece and anyone who says other wise should be hung with razor-wire,shot,beheaded and then set on fire.
Fun fact:
28 Days did not invent fast zombies, Return of The Living Dead had fast zombies in 1985 and the abysmal Nightmare City not only had fast zombies in 1980 but they living deadalso used firearms to kill the humans.
I'm not going to go see Diary of the Dead because, if the trailer is any indication, Romero seems to have lost his touch. Dawn,Day and Night are some of my favorite movies, and I even liked Land but Diary looks crap.
George invented zombies but I think its time he should move on to other things.
The remake of Dawn was bareable but nowhere close to the original.
Braindead however is a cinematic masterpiece and anyone who says other wise should be hung with razor-wire,shot,beheaded and then set on fire.
Fun fact:
28 Days did not invent fast zombies, Return of The Living Dead had fast zombies in 1985 and the abysmal Nightmare City not only had fast zombies in 1980 but they living deadalso used firearms to kill the humans.
Worse yet! Hybrid. Black/white combo! I got ZERO soul. But I would bring my A-game to a dance-off in order to defend the honor of the U.S.
DO THE HUSTLE!!!!
DO THE HUSTLE!!!!
Dude! Don't put "dance-off" and "zombie" in the same sentence! You'll give some fruitcake an idea. Next thing you know, EVERYBODY is suffering through, 'DANCEZOMBIES: Requiem' starring Nick Cannon. Then we ALL lose, my friend. We all lose...dannydamage post=18.69882.676981 said:Hey! I didn't bad mouth the American's ability to invent sandwiches AT ALL. In fact, I'd support your point and say if there was an award for great 'pig out' food, the USA would win EVERYTIME!zombielifecoach post=18.69882.676867 said:A Dance off? Between a (presumably white) American guy and a whiter than white English guy? That would be like watching a real shitty zombie film in itself!zombielifecoach post=18.69882.676917 said:
Sorry to be THAT GUY, but to be technical (if such a thing exists regarding zombies) then a zombie SHOULD be slow and well, dead. Seeing as they're meant to be the dead reanimated accidentally normally with toxic waste, or via the bite of a spider monkey that raped all the other monkeys - hehe.zombielifecoach post=18.69882.676961 said:
If Romero (and co.) did their research then they should have the more intelligent/faster beings as 'Revenants' as they are brought back intentionally by someone who will give them a task, or series of tasks to complete. Obviously they weren't zombies in 28 days Later, they were people exposed to a virus that amplified rage, but the film(s) still fit in the zombie genre anyway.
Not saying my point is right or wrong, I'm just pointing at the history/mythology/lore of undead beings.
Romero didn't think of them as Zombies because back then the only "zombies" were the ones enslaved by Voodoo curses. He called them Ghouls. The zombie name came later.
It's hard to run when you have rigor mortis and are decomposing.
I thought Revenant was just an old word for a ghost.