Would You Go Light or Dark Side?

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Scikosomatic

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I'd be dark, but I'd stay on the dark side, so I would have to worry about everyone I'm around trying to kill me lol. I would be more like a gray jedi I guess. Although I wouldn't actually have good intentions, I'd just be pretending to.
 

ShadowsofHope

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The side that kills them both, bloody war mongerers (Sith) and pacifist assholes. (Jedi)

Go Grey, or Purple, or.. actually, just one of those two!

Passion is human, too much of it in the wrong mind is baaaaad. Pacifists are decent in the way they don't provoke fights, but they don't fight even when they neeeeeed to fight, or are just self-righteous pricks.
 

The Mick

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Man the lightside sucks I'm not evil or anything but using the force to open your fridge and get a can of pop would be wrong so darkside. It's obviously the most convenient.
 

theunreliablecritic

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well, since the "light" side Jedi have no balls or guts to fall in love or start a relationship,(IE:passion) I`d have to follow darkness.......
 

AgentQV

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Did this post start up due too this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTuz7LKOHpE , light side
 

INF1NIT3 D00M

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Dark side. But I'm not committing to either order. I'd be a rogue sith, flying through space doing whatever I want. Preserving freedom, then taking what I please. Slaughtering my enemies in the name of peace. Using whatever means available to achieve whatever ends I choose. That's the life I want to live in star wars.
 

Punisher A.J.

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Lets see the ability do lift shit with my mind and meditate so that I develope a sixth sense OR get that and lightning..... I don't want to pay for electricity if I don't have to. So dark for me and for anyone going neutral..... do you get benefits?

As for evil and good.... I usually play as the evil guy who steals your car but is nice enough to give you back your purse and tip my hat in your direction....(that was a good movie)

as for rebel or empire.... F^.^ that i'm finding the starforge and making my own damn army. IT WILL BE AWESOME. we'll have ninjas...... and monkeys....... and ninja monkeys. And leading them as generals will be Sun Wukong and Sub-Zero so that I don't have to maintain it.

So yeah.... if I like you your death shall be quick and painless.... so bring me cookies...NO brownies! and no nuts.... God help me for every nut I find in there I shall kill you with force kill....(dumbest force power ever! did they run out of ideas? I preffer force crush.)
 

Guitarmasterx7

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twistedmic said:
Probably the dark side, for the sole reason of being able to use Force lightning.
This. I would sacrifice all sense of morality in a fucking second if it meant I could shoot lightning out of my fingers.
 

Chester41585

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Dark side, most likely. Though, I wouldn't be true Sith. My personality is generally that of you average Dark Side lackey. Maybe the Pepsi One of evil, you know?
 

kannibus

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Light Side With Benefits.

1) Shake up that other douche's beer just before he opens it.
2) "You don't need to see my reservation."
3) Cure the inevitable "Not tonight honey, I've got a headache."

Other than those three little caveats though, I'm pretty much a light sider. Yeah you can call me a douche.
 

Sirch.Cajnos

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i personally lack the emotional control to be a Jedi, however i'm not stupidly cruel enough to be a Sith. but honestly there's really no way to tell, because that kind of power can change someone
 

Tdc2182

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Somewhere in between doing whatever the f*** I wanted to. I wouldnt be a complete ass and I wouldnt be a saint.
 

Calatar

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Few seem to like the Light Side here. Probably because their code implies that they should strive to be emotionless paragons, viewing the world dispassionately and searching for perfection and power through meditation, while denying any relationships and attachment. This is stuffy, boring, and a religious analogy (Monks and Nuns... with super-powers). This is competing with a balls-out DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE AND BE AWESOME philosophy of the Sith. Which apparently leads to inevitable betrayal and a complete lack of empathy for others, in spite of its origins in "passion." Sounds like a hot and close relationship turned into a horrid breakup, where intense love becomes intense hate. And apparently this is inevitable? Well, that sucks too.

This is why the Gray option is appealing. You don't have to live by an Objective code of morality (DS points/LS points) when really everything is subjective. Would you sacrifice the life of one person to save worlds of people? According to the Objective code, that's dark-side. An evil act is an evil act, even if for the greater good. KotOR fans might remember a quiz on such details when questioned by the robotic Star Map on Kashyyk. And that the only winning strategy was considered "dark-side." This irked me slightly, but it does teach us why so many Jedi fell to the dark side after the Mandalorian war. Because you cannot fight a war and win without sacrifice. And no matter your intentions, sending people to die in order to kill other people is inevitably evil.

In reality, I'd live as slightly-light side, slightly gray.

(I've been watching the Clone-Wars cartoons, even though they suck. Does it annoy anybody else how completely uncaring everybody is towards the death of anybody wearing a helmet? Not that that's my most major annoyance with it... In one Ahsoka runs a clone through with her lightsaber, then says in an uncaring, conversational voice 3 seconds later, "he was my friend." And THAT'S supposed to be light-side?)
 

Callate

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Light side. Longer life expectancy, no one within your own ranks trying to off you, no trying to seduce anyone by talking about the texture qualitites of sand. Just stay away from the Jedi council.