Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread

[sageoftruth]

Just heard this while playing Rainbow Vegas at a friend's place:
Terrorist 1: "Cover me!"
Terrorist 2: "Fuck you! Cover ME!"

Cracked me up after hearing a bunch of generic terrorist lines.

 

[ewhac]

"Another visitor! Stay a while... STAAAAAYY FOREVER!!"

"Destroy him, my robots."

Both from Impossible Mission (C-64).

 

[Saviordd1]

What was Your Favourite video game quote or quote's

Dragon age two

1: Varric: Its the chest hair isnt it? Women cant resist the chest hair.

2: Hawke: Cant i go one week without meeting an insane mage? Just one week?

3: Flemeth: Hah everythings a catch, lifes a catch, i suggest you catch it while you can

Dragon age origins
1: Alistair: Yes, swooping is bad

2: Templar: A grey warden seal? Ah ha so your claiming to be one of those, i have papers to that say im the queen of antiva, what do you thin of that?
Warden: Arent queens female?
Templar: Dont question royalty!

Mass Effect two
Garrus: Hell they killed you before and all that did was piss you off.

Halo 2
Johnson: Oh I know what the ladies like

Halo 3
Chief: I just thought i'd shoot my way out.

Oblivion
Dark elf: Tell me is necrophilia illegal in cyrodill?

Warhammer 40K, dawn of war
Space marine commander: There's no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt

 

[mirror's edgy]

I'm stiiiiiil in a dreeeeeeam, SNAKE EATEEEEER!
It's too catchy to not mention.

 

[VGC USpartan VS]

Just gonna go through a TON of Devil May Cry lines.

"...If nature calls, it's in the back" Dante when he met Trish.

"I shoulda been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Near the end of the first Devil May Cry.

"This party's gettin' crazy! Let's rock! *presses button on jukebox, nothing happens* *Jukebox gets karate chopped, it plays a song*" Devil Mat Cry 3 Mission 01 Opening

"Return the sword to me, and I'll let ya go, kid." Dante to Nero.

"Dante: Hey, kid, what's your name? Nero: Nero, you're Dante right? Dante: Not a bad name... and neither is yours." After Dante and Nero fight for the second time.

"Well, if the kid screws up, I'll have to kick his ass." Dante to Trish about Nero

There's so much more... but I don't have that kind of time.

"See ya, kid!" Dante to nero

 

[Jedoro]

"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"

 

[MrGameluvr92]

"He was the leader of a band of thieves who invaded Hyrule in the hopes of establishing dominion over the Sacred Realm. He was known as a demon thief, an evil-magic wielder renowned for his ruthlessness..."
-Ancient Sage talking about Ganondorf

 

[michael87cn]

"Well doesn't that beat all?"

-Rei, Breath of Fire 3

 

[ewhac]

Oblivion
Dark elf: Tell me is necrophilia illegal in Cyrodiil?

You: "First offense?"
Dark Elf: "Let's assume... not."

 

[newdarkcloud]

"With every day they find new and more interesting ways to kill a man" -Balthier, FF12

 

[IamQ]

Beating the riddler's riddles in Arkham Asylum.

"You must be cheating!! Are you looking them up in on the Internet?? Tell meeee...."

Also on one of the interview tapes with Killer Croc.

"So you killed them. Tore up their bodies. The police never found all the pieces."

"They should have looked in the sewers."

"Are you saying you hid them there?"

"After a while. Usually takes about 8 hours."

 

[Agayek]

First and Foremost: "A man chooses! A slave obeys!"

After that, there's Minsc.

Just about anything Minsc says is hilarious, the full list of his quotes is here [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Baldur%27s_Gate_series#Minsc_2]. My favorite of Minsc's quotes though is definitely "Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, the only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm!".

 

[WolfLordAndy]

http://www.minscandboo.com/quotes.php

Anything from Minsc and his giant minature space hampster Boo is gold in my books.

"Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, The only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm. My friend and companion ever since my h-h-head wound, he will lead us to victory! Onward to the Gnoll Stronghold to the west! Tarry not! We must go soon!"

"Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!"

"These bars will not hold my wrath. Minsc will be free! Butts shall be liberally kicked in good measure."

"Boo points, I punch. Is very simple relationship, but it is effective. "

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

What was Your Favourite video game quote or quote's

Dragon age two

1: Varric: Its the chest hair isnt it? Women cant resist the chest hair.

2: Hawke: Cant i go one week without meeting an insane mage? Just one week?

3: Flemeth: Hah everythings a catch, lifes a catch, i suggest you catch it while you can

Dragon age origins
1: Alistair: Yes, swooping is bad

2: Templar: A grey warden seal? Ah ha so your claiming to be one of those, i have papers to that say im the queen of antiva, what do you thin of that?
Warden: Arent queens female?
Templar: Dont question royalty!

It gets even better when Morrigan solves the problem:

Also the line "Swooping is bad" gets bonus points for being repeated by Alistair if he's king:
Bann Teagan: We're not going to let the Orlesians swoop down on us unprepared, are we?
Alistair: No, swooping is bad.

 

[kane.malakos]

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