Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread

[FightThePower]

There's a unused quote from the Rome: Total War military advisor that's pretty good.

"They are extremely powerful. And quite frankly, we haven't a snowflake's chance in Vulcan's forge of winning here. I suggest a *ahem* tactical advance...directly away from the enemy. Run! Now! Run. Run away. Run away."

It's funny because he's usually so calm and he starts panicking whilst he says this. Shame it wasn't put in the game.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"That was the first time I died."
I like to say it the first time I die in a competitive multiplayer game.

 

[Korzack]

"Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's Grandpa Bill, and...
THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE, OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!"

"That's right, It's all in the wrist"

"Thanks for the tank... he doesn't get me anything"
"Oh, I know what the ladies like"

 

[Popadoo]

I know it isn't out yet, but that just proves how awesome the game is.

'You may have a very minor case... of serious brain damage.'
then...
'Just say... apple. Simple word, A-P-P-L-E. How would you use it in a sentence? Hmmm, this apple is crunchy.' *HUD Tells you to press space* 'Ok, ok, what you're doing there is jumping.'


From the Portal 2 demo from Youtube. Wheatley is going to fucking rock.

 

[Jawsomeness]

I am The White Void.
I am The Cold Steel.
With blade in hand, I shall reap the sins of this world, and cleanse them in the fires of destruction!
I am Haku-Men!
The End Has Come!

Also

I never cared about justice,
and I don't recall ever caling myself a hero...
I have always only fought for the people I believe in.

I won't hesitate...

If an enemy appears in front of me,I will destroy it!

Ciel!
Believe In Me!

 

[Spineyguy]

So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."

That and virtually everything the All-knowing Vortigaunt says.

 

[run_forrest_run]

"You know what they say. All toasters toast toast".

 

[Ice Car]

I used to be a resident, but now, I'M A PRESIDENT

Also,

Dinosaurs, without the benefit of fireproof surfboards, were ill-equipped to survive.
My sense of humor was shot off in the war. Very sad.

 

[Torrasque]

Anything said in TF2
"STOP POKING ME!" - Artanis
About 20 other things said in SC1 and 2
and "I'LL CUT YOU SONS OF BITCHES IN HALF!" - Conker's Bad Fur Day

 

[MrShowerHead]

Writing them all would take too much time, so I'm just going to post this here.

 

[baddude1337]

"I need scissors 61!"

 

[DonMartin]

"What can I do with this one, afrodite? She WONT STAY STILL! I try to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong! This one: Too Fat! This one: Too tall! This one: Too symmetrical! and now.."

 

[DonMartin]

DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS

 

[DonMartin]

Oh, I got another one.

"Dont worry, Ezio! Women provide little distraction."

- The great, the cute, the only - Leonardo Da Vinci.


I admit it, I have a man crush.

 

[SamuraiShinrai]

"GO FOR THE EYES BOO,GO FOR THE EYES!!!" *squeeking sounds*

 

[Mitsozuka]

Personally?


BUT THOU MUST!

 

[Daverson]

"Least now we'z all in da same trukk"
"Dat's kunnin' dat is Kaptain, 'kuz now we can crash da trukk... er... right?"

 

[Shoggoth2588]

FALCON PUNCH!!!

Captain Falcon. Super Smash Bros.

Show me your moves!

---

"Hey! Open up!"

"Password"

"What?"

"Need the password"

"You gotta be kidding me, what password?"

"Password; they gave it out at the staff meeting 15 minutes ago"

"Meeting!? What meeting, I was out here!"

"Not supposed to let anyone in without it."

"If the meeting just ended, no one outside is gonna know the freakin' password so open up! We need ammo and The Chief is out here."

"...Does he know the password?"

"He wasn't at the meeting either!!"

 

[Katana314]

Well, I would clutter up the whole thread with ALL of them, but...a big chunk of choice quotes from Ace Attorney. (All removed from context)

Edgeworth: Mr. Wright...I believe the next lunch you'll be eating is...humble pie!

Phoenix: Wait, so Edgeworth...you're saying you had to bargain terms with a kid...and LOST??

Judge: The prosecution will wait. I'm not finished eating.

Gumshoe: Hey! Aren't you that murderer from the other day?

Phoenix: (I'm happy for you and your lunchbox bag, really.)

Judge: Generally, the victim in a murder case is no longer living.

Judge: If you wish to hang yourself, Mr. Wright, you're welcome to, but not inside my courtroom.

Phoenix: Oh, right! Wasn't she, um, poisoned by, er... poison?

Edgeworth: Witness, you really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine.

Maya: Celebrities must really enjoy saying everything that flashes into their minds.

Maya: You're the man now, doll!

Edgeworth: This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour".

Powers: Every time you do your lawyer thing, the witness turns into the bad guy!

Phoenix: Nice...tag-teamed in stereo...guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1.

Mia: (Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...)

Larry: C'mon Edgey, you were a guy once!

Judge: I'm a spoon?! I'm no spoony bard, I'll have you know!

Phoenix: (At least he doesn't just put stuff in his mouth first and ask questions later anymore.)

Judge: Well then, let's proceed with the cross-examination. With no touching, thank you.

Godot: Cute girls never lie. Ever.

Phoenix: (Oh man. This whole thing just took a turn for the worse, crashed, and blew up.)

Edgeworth: (This is getting us nowhere...our destination for the day, it seems...)

 

[Rooster893]

YOU GOT BOOST POWER! -- F-Zero X

SHAKE SHAKE! -- Mischief Makers

Hey ya big drip! Where ya going? -- Sonic Adventure

I'm over hear, you ugly headed freaks! (hears Kamikaze Soldiers running towards him) Uh oh. -- Serious Sam

Show me ya moves! -- Super Smash Bros. 64

I fight for my friends. -- Super Smash Bros. Brawl