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Firetaffer

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Khaiseri said:
"Heh! It's a throne room. How pretentious can you get?"

"I guess if you're rich enough you can build any sort of madhouse to live in."

"I prefer my payment in CASH...not liquor, Mister...ahh..."

"It's a rock. It's what you asked for. Am I gonna get paid or not?"

"The most promising acolyte left us, not out of the lesser folly of sentiment, but the greater folly of anger. His heart was clouded, and his balance was lost, but his abilities were unmatched. Even then, we knew to watch him most carefully."

"The knowledge of those who came before could neither be disseminated or destroyed. Its power would be a dangerous tool in the wrong hands, but would also insure against future cataclysm. At that time we chose to maintain it with writings preserved in extant locations."

"Iron trees? Not in my part of town."

Victoria: "Our guest Cavador just spilled his guts."
Garrett: "Not literally?"
Victoria: "That wasn't necessary.

"Well, taffer. Now that you're dead...can I have those boots?"

"You son of a dog!"

"OK, run! If I were you, I would run, too."

"Gone? Well I'd run too if I saw someone like me looking for... er, me..."

All of these quotes come from the Thief trilogy.
Haha I love thief! You can tell from my username :D.
 

EHKOS

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Ummm how about all the quotes you get to say as a Malkavian. They are the best....evar.
 

Daverson

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No Gorgutz? Someone needs to remedy this!

"I need to issue da speshul call to get me boyz 'ere... OI BOYZ! WHERE YOU AT!?"

"Oh yeah, that git Crull, I need hiz heard fer me pointy stick... and you know who I'm gonna get 'im to come after me?"
"Ya gonna call 'im a grot?"
"We'll call dat 'Plan: Stupid', I named it after ya! No... da way I'm gonna get Crull crazy mad is ta attack hiz Titan, Den he'll come for me... Hey! Why'z you grinnin'?"
"Bekause you named a plan after me!"

"Dat'z right! I'z the biggest, baddest warboss on da whole planet... I wunda were da nearest udda planet iz..."

"Use da'xplosives"
"Da wot?"
"Da bomb ya git!"

"Boss! It'z a bunch of dose monolith tings!"
"Those Necrons live in dem tings you git! Wreck 'em!"

"Ha! Ya didn't think ya could stop Gorgutz, did ya? Ya metal gits!"

"Took ya long enuff ta get ta me, din' it?"
"Chaos moves at it's own pace, alien, not yours."
"How 'bout dyin'? Ya do dat any fasta? I got'z ta plan da rest of me day..."

"What ya doin' in me head? Get outta dere!"
 

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Joker: [after giving EDI control of the ship] Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.
EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
*both are as if frozen for a second*
EDI: That is a joke.
Joker: Right.

Mass Effect 2 never stops being amazing.
 

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Cole Train's rant was pretty memorable when I think of gaming lines


Guards on Metal Gear Solid
"Hey...it's a box?"

And the Helix from C&C Generals
"I'm going to ruin somebody's daaaay!"
 

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"Rise and Shine, Mr Freeman, Rise and shine"
HalfLife2

"War... war never changes"
Fallout3

"Your Pokemon are fully restored... WE HOPE to see you again!"
Every single pokemon (center)

"frikkin horseshit" and "I hate (...)"
Left4Dead Bill & Francis

"Uggghrrlhlh ahhh grlhlhl"
Also Left4Dead and deadRising and every single zombie game.

"Hadouken!!!"
Ryu in StreetFighter (i just love to hear that sound!!)

"Just like old times.... Jackpot"
Dante and Vergil DMC3

"What would you be withouth me"
Daxter from Jak3

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHHHHHHHH"
Kratos in every GOW game

"What is you dont like in 007 snake? Is the the awesome gadgets? The beautifull bond girls? His fast and ingenious sport cars!?"
Zero asking snake on Metal Gear Solid 3 SnakeEater

"Yes even tough you didnt do anything, you tottay killed your family and friends... you shouldv been here sooner... you are a fail to life itself.. you should kill yourself... or better yet make a pact with me and suffer"
Drakengard1-Faery with Leonard i think.

"Kill it!!!! Kill it with fire!!!!"
Drakengard i dont remember the scene well

"Sup..."
GTASanAndreas... guy i randomly met after murdering a whore with a dildo.... it did not end well....
 

ho Huios tes Moiras

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"You will be baked, and there will be cake."
GLaDOS in [em]Portal[/em], at the end of the "official" levels

"Muh head hurts, muh feet stank, and I don't love Jesus."
Lester in [em]Redneck Rampage[/em], one of his dying lines

half the things said to or by Roger Wilco in the [em]Space Quest[/em] series

I wish I could remember the many great lines from [em]Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura[/em], but it's been so long since I played that...

"Stop, villain!"
Maybe you had to be there, but when the Teutonic Knights kept shouting that at my party in [em]Vampire: The Masquerade: Redemption[/em], it made me reply aloud, "I'm not Wilhem, I'm Christophe!" Also, anything Dev/Null says. "Pink, Assamite interesting name." "Beep, beep, beep... Ooh, my grits are done!"

"No, [em]you[/em] stop!"
"You have made a powerful enemy today, sign."
From a Malkavian-exclusive dialogue with a stop sign in [em]Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines[/em]. Really, most of the Malkavian's lines are gold, like getting a key from a guard just by saying, "I'm a keyring." No, really.

"Chocolate syrup or peanut butter? Chocolate syrup or peanut butter? Duuude, I've gotta dip these potato chips in something!"
"Dude, where's my car? Wait a minute! I don't even [em]have[/em] a car, dude!"
"Fifty-seven, fifty-eight, fifty-nine... Fifteen more cents and you're going in my stomach, choco bombs!"
Spicoli from [em]Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines[/em]

Anything from [em]Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines[/em] related to the hit game "Don't Touch the Butter" or Frickin' Chicken. "Mmm, that's some good frickin chicken."
 

conflictofinterests

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Ih8pkmn said:
DJDarque said:
"You should find an outlet."
"I have plenty of outlets."
"I mean besides vaginas."
Assassin's Creed 2

It had me rolling on the floor.
THIS.

although I think the exact wording was "I mean besides women"

Also, from Prince of Persia:Sands of Time:

The prince and Farah are in the grand library.Farah is reading from a book.

Farah: Listen to this: "Of what use is reason against the power of Love? Love is Life. So if you want to live, die in love. Die in love if you want to stay alive."
Prince: What's THAT supposed to mean?
Farah:I thought you'd like it.
Prince:If you want to be useful, try finding a book that will tell us how to get out of here.
Farah:This isn't that kind of game.
Prince:...game? She thinks this is a GAME?!
Was "Besides vaginas" in my copy, and also my spellcheck has alerted me that the correct pluralization of vagina is actually vaginae. You'd think Italians would get their own plural rules straight...
 

ho Huios tes Moiras

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conflictofinterests said:
Was "Besides vaginas" in my copy, and also my spellcheck has allerted me that the correct pluralization of vagina is actually vaginae. You'd think Italians would get their own plural rules straight...
It's Latin, not Italian. The Italian plural is "vagine." And, no, the correct pluralization is "vaginas" because now it's an English word, like "octopuses" (trust me, I'm a linguist).
Also, since you're concerned about spelling in this post, you misspelled "alerted."
 

Broken Orange

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Also, in Spiderman for the N64, when Spidy is trying to find a place to put a huge bomb in a bank to safely explode .

"I need to find a safe place."

Can you guess where he placed the bomb?
 

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ho Huios tes Moiras said:
conflictofinterests said:
Was "Besides vaginas" in my copy, and also my spellcheck has allerted me that the correct pluralization of vagina is actually vaginae. You'd think Italians would get their own plural rules straight...
It's Latin, not Italian. The Italian plural is "vagine." And, no, the correct pluralization is "vaginas" because now it's an English word, like "octopuses" (trust me, I'm a linguist).
Also, since you're concerned about spelling in this post, you misspelled "alerted."
Don't get your panties in a twist ;3
 

Skoldpadda

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Life... is strength.
This is not to be contested; it seems logical enough. You live; you affect your world.
But is it what you need? You are... different... inside.
This woman lives and has strength of a sort.
Her farm has prospered, her name is respected, and her children are fed and safe. She lived as she thought she should.
And now, she is dead.
Her land will be divided, her children will move on, and she will be forgotten.
She lived a "good" life, but she had no power. She was a slave to death.
I wonder if you are destined to be forgotten. Will your life fade in the shadow of greater beings?
You are born of murder, the very essence of that which takes life. You have power, if you wish it.
 

ho Huios tes Moiras

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conflictofinterests said:
ho Huios tes Moiras said:
conflictofinterests said:
Was "Besides vaginas" in my copy, and also my spellcheck has allerted me that the correct pluralization of vagina is actually vaginae. You'd think Italians would get their own plural rules straight...
It's Latin, not Italian. The Italian plural is "vagine." And, no, the correct pluralization is "vaginas" because now it's an English word, like "octopuses" (trust me, I'm a linguist).
Also, since you're concerned about spelling in this post, you misspelled "alerted."
Don't get your panties in a twist ;3
Sorry, I was mostly making fun of your spellchecker; Latin/Italian thing was just because I was already writing.
 

Jenova65

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Has anyone put this yet?

''Pure Pazaak'', Atton Rand KOTOR II

Cos it is the one I always remember when these posts pop up ;-)