Would you Kindly?

[MissGinaKid]

"I am the milkman. My milk is delisous."
And all the G-men stuff is great too.

 

[Death God]

How has no one said this yet?

 

[Sinisterair]

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

Nobody breaks the law on my watch!

Theres a Phycopath on the loose!!!!

 

[butterkniferampage]

IT'S A GIANT WORM! THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WOOORRRRMMMM!

Gears of War two.

 

[GeorgW]

"This was a triumph."
Pretty much anything from Portal. And soon to be my favourite: "I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
Also the classic: All your base are belong to us. But the best one IMO is "They set us up the bomb." Really underrated, why does all your base get all the attention?

 

[Spydercake]

It was mentioned earlier, but not completley
" I AM TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!" *falls on a bench saw*
Chuck Green: "I see what you did there."
Dead rising 2

"Soldiers arise, stand and fight! Bring victory at last to this fallen knight!"
Headless horseman, World of Warcraft,

"Whats that Sandvich? Kill them all? GOOD IDEA!"
Heavy Weapons Guy, Team Fortress 2

"EXCUSE ME! Im in need of MEDICAL ATTENTION!"
Everyone, Team Fortress Classic

 

[Ray De Ation]

"This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges- but then so am I, and I've got fewer suits..."
Manny Calavera, Grim Fandango.
Or the unbeatable:
"RUN, YOU PIGEONS! IT'S ROBERT FROST!"

 

[ConstantJoe]

"You fight like a dairy farmer."

"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

 

[Phoenix14]

"They throw rocks..."
"Rocks?"
"Asteroids"

Advent Rising

 

[DJDarque]

"You should find an outlet."
"I have plenty of outlets."
"I mean besides vaginas."
Assassin's Creed 2

It had me rolling on the floor.

THIS.

although I think the exact wording was "I mean besides women"

At about 2:22, she clearly says "vaginas"

 

[Gerrawn]

Most of the classics have been taken so I'll go with a recent one!

"Teach me how to be a hero!"
-Fable 3

 

[Outright Villainy]

"Remember the time when you were being lowered into the fire pit, and I was all like:

"Goodbye"

and you were like:
"No way."
and then I was like:

"We pretended we were going to murder you."

That was great."

 

[King Kupofried]

"I'm h... a.. p.. p y
Ness.
It hurts,
Ness."

Ahh Giygas, my favorite nightmare fuel. Granted you need the erratic music and the twisted swirling vortex of evil all around you in order to get the full effect, that quote in particular always tended to stick with me.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

"Did you hear that?"
"It's just the wind..."
"Oh yeah? Since when did the wind whisper "Hostiles..." to you?"

"WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE?!"

And finally, "From where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18-carat string of bad luck. But the truth is, the game was rigged from the start."

And as an added bonus, guess what games they are from[footnote]Two are obvious anyway.[/footnote] and get a cookie for your troubles.

2 is from Bioshock (Possibly 2) - Splicer
The third is Benny from Fallout: New Vegas, but I can't p[lace the first, despite the fact I know it really well.

OT: V's alliterative introduction from the film V for Vendetta (Not in the graphic novel though) is spectacular.
"Voila! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the viccisitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violent and voracious violation of volition!

The only verdict is vengance, a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [Laughter] Verily this vichysoisse of verbiage veers most verbose, and let me add it is my very good honour to meet you, and you may call me V."

I typed that from memory, so any misspellings are my fault entirely.

 

[LightningBanks]

Maybe the helicopter, maybe its made of chocolate

 

[cp2u]

"It's a-me! Mario!"
-Assasin's creed 2

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

"Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction" Damn Mass Effect is awesome.

 

[helldragonX]

We don't go to Ravenholm..... I hate Ravenholm......

 

[leirbag]

"What can change the nature of a man?"

 

[NovaCascade]

This entire conversation - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvrIFIjTGt0

Also anything Mordin says in Mass Effect 2, but especially - "Flammable... Or inflammable. Forget which, doesn't matter" I love that line