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Grey Warden

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"Now that the fluffy part is over, we can get back to the dismemberment. Oh wait, it's not Tuesday, is it?" - Alistair

"Alright, who ordered death?"

"Join us, brothers and sisters. Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant."

"Some men struggle against destiny, only to have it swallow them whole. Then there are men who embrace destiny, and do not show their fear. These are the ones that change the world forever."

"Asschabs!"

All from Dragon Age.
 

thedeathscythe

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Serving UpSmiles said:

Admit it. How can you not notice this in gears of war 2?
I love to say "Eat shit and die" when I play online and rape someone, or if I'm hanging with my buddies and I should trash talk (maybe we're playing super smash bros. melee). That one is a classic.

EDIT: oh in answer to your question, maybe I didn't notice it a lot because I didn't gun jam a lot ;)
 

binvjoh

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"It's time to split!"

Awesome.

Also "Stop right there, criminal scum!" has stuck with me.
 

Dan E

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Pokemon
Nurse Joy, "We hope you come back soon" or something like that.
But does she have a vendetta against pokemon cause that sounds like she wants them to get knocked out every time.
Or portal "This is the Companion Cube"
oh how I miss that block of love
 

ViciousMoon

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Ocelot has one-liners that really stick to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj7UfgWYHiY&NR=1
 

IntricateMadman

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DQjI7VWUU&feature=related

I used snippets of this speech in a play about an assassin for Freshman year drama. I got a wave of "Wows".
 

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"This is Xerxes. TriOptimum reminds you that there are only one hundred, sixty three shopping days until Christmas. An extra work cycle just twice a week can give you the spending money you need to make this holiday a very special one."

"This is Xerxes. The deck 5 shopping area will be closed until further notice. We apologize for the inconvenience. The family of the Many grows with every passing moment. Glory to the flesh, glory to the mass."

"This is Xerxes. Why do you persist in your lonliness?"
 

Syphous

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Bonecrusherr said:
I love Caleb from Blood. Unfortunately, he is not popular amongst gamers...

"I live, again."

Stephen Weyte




http://blood.wiki-site.com/index.php/Quotations
http://blood.wiki-site.com/index.php/References_in_Blood
http://planetblood.deathmask.net/crypt/quotes.shtml
LOVE IT! I used to play Blood constantly but was so disappointed by Blood 2 that I hadn't really thought about that game for so long. Though Blood 2 did have one really good part...

"Are you or someone you know currently the main character in a first person shooter video game?"
"You gatta be fuckin' kidding me." *click*
 

SaunaKalja

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"Clearly, Tassadar has failed us. You must not."

also

"Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me."
 

wkim564

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1. Yes to the "I'm commmander Sheppard and this is my favorite store in the Citadel"
2. DR2 After beating Leon "Ya, you're on fire"
3. Joker in Batman: Arkham Asylum (I apologize if I don't get this word for word) "So bats what are you really afraid of, failing to save this cesspool of a city, Gordan dying, ME... In a thong" Evil laughter
 

spartan231490

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"I am rikimaru. I am a shadow." god i love that line, i wish i could say it half as well as he does.
 

Mastercylinder

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" . . .you the master of unlocking . . ."
"Wanna light?"
"Radio, what's going on with that radio"
"Mmmm, fresh meat."

Pirate: Guybrush Threepwood? That's the most ridiculous name I?ve ever heard!
Guybrush: Well, what's your name?
Pirate: My name is Mancomb Seepgood.

and of course . . .

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well."