Wow....Ancient Aliens is worse then I thought it was

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An example of how incredibly stupid and ridiculous that Ancient Aliens is.

According to Ancient Aliens, It might be possible that the Nazis, Hitler, Himmler, and Gobbles all, were Time Traveling Space Aliens from another dimension.

I choose to believe that The Bell was the object that allegedly crashed in Kecksburg, Pennsylvania in 1965. Because you can imply an absolutely hilarious B-movie plot out of that.

1945. A group of Nazi officers and scientists including Hans Kammler, Martin Bormann, Eva Braun and the preserved-in-a-jar brain of Adolf Hitler board a highly experimental spacetime displacement machine deep in a mine in Poland. Their plan? Using the secret superweapons developed late in the war, they'll travel into the future to create a new Fourth Reich. And amazingly, the Bell and its crew disappear in a flash of light and are never seen again.

Fast forward to 1965. 20 years later is the point our Time Nazis chose, planning to rematerialize their craft on the White House lawn and demand the world surrender to their superior technology and obvious Aryan perfection. But in their haste to depart, Herr Doktor made a tiny mistake in calculating the displacement coordinates ("DUMMKOPF! You did not remember ze leap years!?"), and they miss Washington by about a hundred and fifty miles northwest...and a couple miles vertically. That mistake rather quickly turns into an uncontrolled ballistic reentry somewhere over the Great Lakes.

Meanwhile, the citizens of a small Pennsylvania town are surprised to see a bright object streak through the night sky before plowing into a local patch of forest. NORAD detects the incoming craft, and within hours Kecksburg is crawling with military and NASA personnel. The wreckage is quickly collected by an utterly baffled recovery team, the official story is that nothing was found, and that the locals saw a particularly bright meteor.

But to this day, if you go to Kecksburg and ask around the right places, you might find someone who still remembers that night. They'll say that the military found something out in those woods, and towed it away aboard an unmarked flatbed. Something about the size of a car, covered in a camouflage tarp and shaped like an acorn. Or a bell.

And maybe, just maybe, they'll lean in real close and tell you that the tarp slipped as the truck drove out of town...and swear that between the scorch marks and the scratches on the thing's surface, you could just barely make out the shape of a swastika painted on the side of it.
 
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I choose to believe that The Bell was the object that allegedly crashed in Kecksburg, Pennsylvania in 1965. Because you can imply an absolutely hilarious B-movie plot out of that.

1945. A group of Nazi officers and scientists including Hans Kammler, Martin Bormann, Eva Braun and the preserved-in-a-jar brain of Adolf Hitler board a highly experimental spacetime displacement machine deep in a mine in Poland. Their plan? Using the secret superweapons developed late in the war, they'll travel into the future to create a new Fourth Reich. And amazingly, the Bell and its crew disappear in a flash of light and are never seen again.
Before the US election results came in, that would have seemed substantially less hilarious.
 

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...But in their haste to depart, Herr Doktor made a tiny mistake in calculating the displacement coordinates ....
Was he accounting for the earth and sun's movement around the galaxy?
Most time travel seems to assume you can travel forward or back on the same physical spot, but really you're going to end up decompressing in the vacuum of space without some mechanism accounting for the fact we're moving through space all the time.
 

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Was he accounting for the earth and sun's movement around the galaxy?
Most time travel seems to assume you can travel forward or back on the same physical spot, but really you're going to end up decompressing in the vacuum of space without some mechanism accounting for the fact we're moving through space all the time.
Doesn't that assume that there's some stable point of reference, though? Everything is moving, and everything's position can only be expressed by comparison to other things which are also moving, AFAIK.
 

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Possible. Even kings in the ancient era knew that bored, unemployed, poor people were high risk for discontent and riots, so giving them something to do was very popular. The fact that a grand building project also left a massive statement of how awesome the king was, even better. If it's a religious building, it makes the king look pious, as well.

Apart from the expense, it's a fantastic tactic.
I've heard it also had to do with the annual flooding of the Nile, which was what made the land so fertile, but also meant it wasn't arable for about 1/3 of the year, leaving farmers free to do other forms of labour. Like building shit.
 

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I've heard it also had to do with the annual flooding of the Nile, which was what made the land so fertile, but also meant it wasn't arable for about 1/3 of the year, leaving farmers free to do other forms of labour. Like building shit.
It's believed that stone circles in Britain and elsewhere were also built by farming communities during the off season.
 

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It's believed that stone circles in Britain and elsewhere were also built by farming communities during the off season.


Makes sense tho. As Agema said, give idle hands something to do, lest they decide on less constructive passtimes