WoW Cataclysm Stupid Mount's

[Zeema]

this is a hypothetical situation.

Blizzard have ran out of ideas for mounts and a new law has been turned over which means that you can copy right. So blizzard is asking the customers and trolls for the BEST and the worse mounts EVER INVENTED. the rules are easy

1. They must be Funny wacky silly Awsome or Stupid
2.it cant be anything sexual
3. Have Fun

My suggestions are

1. A Pram that flys
2. Manbearpig
3.A Giant Mechanised Dragon
4. Epona
5. AC 130

So whats the Best idea you can think of

ps this is not a hate forum its just having some wacky fun i love WoW

 

[Pegghead]

A tiny pink unicycle.
Another player who doesn't log on anymore.

 

[CheesusCrust]

A unicycle
A Pogo Stick
Mary Poppins Umbrella

*EDIT* Damn unicycle taken

 

[Soviet Steve]

3 dogs, taped together, with rollerskates.

Credit for the idea goes to helloween4545.

 

[manic_depressive13]

A flying horse made of stars.

Oh wait...

 

[JWW]

A cat. A loooooooooooooooooooooong cat.

 

[MetallicaRulez0]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mecha-Streisand

Do I win?

 

[Reshkar]

An F16? Flying through Azeroth, armed with weapons for the long so missed promised aerial combat system they promised in wotlk..

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Thrall is retiring, use him as a mount.

 

[Dajjal]

A pimp coat that makes you fly and pimp-slaps anything that stands in your way

 

[DarkDain]

A clone of yourself, or a really tall unicycle.

 

[Avaholic03]

Tag-team with other character(s) to make a human wheel. The more characters you get together, the bigger and faster the wheel is.

Something like this:

Spoiler

 

[CakeDragon]

Spoiler: Can I have this please?

 

[HT_Black]

A cat. A loooooooooooooooooooooong cat.

I guess the blood elves get a Tacgnol, then?

I'm thinking a wild Russ Pitts. Not only does it cost way too much, but you can only use it for thirty seconds before it bucks you off; then you have to wait for half an hour while it goes to have a coffee and update the newsrooom of a pretentious an decidedly small website.

 

[jobobob]

A lady bug that is on fire.

 

[HandsomeJack]

Other Player Characters!

 

[Nexus4]

Ridable LEEROY JENKINSSSS! guarantied to fuck you and your party over!

 

[EvilMaggot]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5-KMDSKfYUM/SNAhBVci_uI/AAAAAAAAADc/2j9k6a2cFuU/s400/awesome.jpg this...

 

[YamadaJisho]

Robot Unicorn, from Robot Unicorn Attack. Add in a charge function.

A team of Gnomes and a palanquin.

A team of rocket-booted Gnomes and a palanquin.

A team of jet-packed gnomes and a palanquin.

A team of exploding Gnomes and a palanquin. On fire.

A Druid.

A Druid on fire.

A giant sheet of ice. On fire. With lightning shooting out of it. Surrounded by orbiting boulders.

Um...

That's all I got.

 

[Georgie_Leech]

I'm liking that deactivated account idea. Oh, to ride around on my own gold farmer...

I like the idea of a semi-giant grasshopper roughly the size of a dog. Why? Because from a distance, the larger characters will appear to be bouncing around the landscape like Tigger.