WoW Cataclysm Stupid Mount's

[Mcupobob]

A shuriken that has a stream of lighting coming out of it.

 

[ilspooner]

A polar bear with wings.
A dragon that shoots stars.
A dog with x-ray vision.
A robot cat with heat-seeking rockets.
A flying boulder that is covered in flames, but has a flame resistant saddle.
A zombie from Plants vs Zombies.
Well, I'm out of ideas.

 

[ReckzB]

A motorcycle that doesn't cost fifteen thousand gold... That'll be the day.

Really though, I want a massive horse made out of hundreds of non-combat vanity pets working in tandem to keep me on the move.

Or a Viking from StarCraft II. Yeah.

 

[3LANCER]

Defunct unicorn
in normal mode it moves at the speed slighter than player's normal run speed
if you feed him peppers it starts his "internal jet engine" (aka farting) and moves at 300%
it always follows players aand produces strange noises

 

[Sjakie]

gnomes should be able to ride taurens .

 

[YamadaJisho]

gnomes should be able to ride taurens .

Taurens should be able to ride Gnomes.

 

[tharglet]

A magic, flying tea tray!

 

[Requx]

Well, this pretty much sums up the meaning of life...I mean if you like sharks..and lasers...and dinosaurs.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6jctlaCDF1qcvjp3.jpg

 

[Squeaky]

Gnome Mad Cat/Timber Wolf styled mech PPC bitches.

 

[Insanum]

Powder Toast Man, Or The Amazing Horse.

 

[AfroNinja117]

Ooh! ooh! Can I ride on Isiah Mustafa's (The old spice guy) horse backwards?

 

[Theron Julius]

Some sort of mechanical stallion with a single horn upon the top of it's head, that shoots lasers from it's eyes. It's powered by the love and admiration of millions of young children.

 

[soilent]

A Glacier, and it moves at 0.00001% walk speed.

Yep.

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

A mobility scooter.

Or

A BMW m5

 

[2xDouble]

snip

How did you miss quite possibly the "awesomest" mount ever?

Spoiler: Amaterasu

Spoiler: What about something like...

Dragoon Armor?

Lets see, something else... how about a mini-Mini. Like a kid's toy ride-on car that you would sit on.

 

[Amazigh]

Once you finish Mankrik's new quests he allows you to use his wife as a mount.

 

[LiveFromHades]

Giger Alien.

 

[Diddy_Mao]

A Palanquin or Rickshaw driven my Gnomes.

 

[SplattererRoss]

Riding in the pouch of a kangaroo

A unicorn

Inside of a tire

The Challenger

A gunhorse (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/5/19/)

An asteroid

Apollo's chariot

Fire

Slaves

 

[8bitmaster]

I got it! a pelican that shoots ice beams!