Write a book in one sentence

[Claymorez]

Recently I saw the pitch a movie in as few words as possible thread so I thought why not have one where everyone posts a sentence and we try and tell a story:

PLEASE CONTRIBUTE!

RULES:
-1-You may only post one sentence (that does not mean a paragraph long bit of text with no full stops, 1-2 lines is the max).

-2-You may post a anothersentence in a new post/comment on the thread after at least one other person has made a post after your original/last post.

-3-Each sentence must follow on from the last sentence someone has left - however so long as you can loosly follow one to the other I dont really care about how far reaching your imagination is!

-4-Have fun with it! - lets try and make this a fun story and YOU as the writers can make this into anything you wish.

-5- Any random rubbish thrown in will be omitted/removed from the overall story!

-6-PLEASE remember to copy the sentence from the last person into your post e.g.
I say "the cat sat on the mat"
Next person copies "the cat sat on the mat" and then writes in their post below that "the mat was green", then the next person copies both those sentences and writes theirs.

--If the last rule -6- is not followed I will occasionally collect up all the sentences into one post so you can read it and then make your sentence afterwords

-7- As recommended by SirBrightSide the story will now be split into chapters so dont forget to quote the previous chapters in your post.



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Here is the starting sentence:

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps

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PLEASE do it like this so next person copy both the lines below then write theirs after so you can see what ppl have written:

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.

(then next persons - dont write this bit in brackets)

I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.

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NOTE: if you go to the latest post you are likely to find the story as is at that time - makes life easier for u instead of reading every post in-between!

 

[Legion]

'I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.'

'I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.'

On a side-note the problem with doing this on these forums is overlapping due to people not seeing other posts while they are typing.

 

[inglioti]

i met a butterfly once, it landed on my finger and said "bring back 80's speed metal."

 

[Claymorez]

PLEASE do it like this so next person copy both the lines below then write theirs after so you can see what ppl have written:

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.

 

[Simonccx]

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.
It then became a huge lemur and started chewing at my flesh.
This caused me a mild sensation of pain and a desire to buy womens underpants.

 

[Fulax]

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.
It then became a huge lemur and started chewing at my flesh.
This caused me a mild sensation of pain and a desire to buy womens underpants.
I then realised that I was already wearing women's underpants, as I was on my way to a party.

 

[F3rgioSON]

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.
It then became a huge lemur and started chewing at my flesh.

I awoke, drenched in sweat, and steaming under my thick comforter, and looked around the room, still startled at the horrifying image that plagued my most recent nightmare.


EDIT: Ninja'd. Oh well. :]

 

[ottenni]

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.
It then became a huge lemur and started chewing at my flesh.
This caused me a mild sensation of pain and a desire to buy womens underpants.
I then realised that I was already wearing women's underpants, as I was on my way to a party.
I sometimes wonder why i go to these sorts of parties, but then again i also wonder why a cat turned into a lemur and i also wonder why my shoes are grinning at me again.

 

[Simonccx]

major overlap lol

 

[ottenni]

major overlap lol

Who cares this is turning out well, in a strange way.

 

[Claymorez]

STORY SO FAR AND CORRECTIONS! copy the sentences below and then put ur sentence beneath them please!


I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.
It then became a huge lemur and started chewing at my flesh.
This caused me a mild sensation of pain and a desire to buy womens underpants.
So I went to David Jones & bought a lovely pair of blue knickers.
I then realised that I was already wearing women's underpants, as I was on my way to a party.
I sometimes wonder why i go to these sorts of parties, but then again i also wonder why a cat turned into a lemur and i also wonder why my shoes are grinning at me again.
Then I realized I was drunk, so I started attempting to make sweet creamy love to the nearest speed limit sign.

 

[Socius]

A vampire killed his family, now he seeks vengance!
He kills lots of vimpires just to find out, his family has turned to the darknes!
they where not dead! his sister is a vampire (couse she was a vrgin)
and the parents are zombies!
he kills the badass vampire and his family rests in peace!

 

[Spitfire175]

This would be easier in German, since one sentece has no limits for length.

 

[Claymorez]

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.
It then became a huge lemur and started chewing at my flesh.
This caused me a mild sensation of pain and a desire to buy womens underpants.
So I went to David Jones & bought a lovely pair of blue knickers.
I then realised that I was already wearing women's underpants, as I was on my way to a party.
I sometimes wonder why i go to these sorts of parties, but then again i also wonder why a cat turned into a lemur and i also wonder why my shoes are grinning at me again.
Then I realized I was drunk, so I started attempting to make sweet creamy love to the nearest speed limit sign.
However the sign would not satisfy my urgings so I abandoned it and started heading back to the party, whilst talking to my left eyebrow.

 

[ae86gamer]

"I left my house to get my newspaper then went back inside."

Best book ever.

 

[Kollega]

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.
It then became a huge lemur and started chewing at my flesh.
This caused me a mild sensation of pain and a desire to buy womens underpants.
So I went to David Jones & bought a lovely pair of blue knickers.
I then realised that I was already wearing women's underpants, as I was on my way to a party.
I sometimes wonder why i go to these sorts of parties, but then again i also wonder why a cat turned into a lemur and i also wonder why my shoes are grinning at me again.
Then I realized I was drunk, so I started attempting to make sweet creamy love to the nearest speed limit sign.
However the sign would not satisfy my urgings so I abandoned it and started heading back to the party, whilst talking to my left eyebrow.

The clouds were tickening. It started to rain lemons - first,second,then downpour started.

 

[Claymorez]

CORRECTIONS AND STORY SO FAR (all completely nonsensical follow ons will be omitted):

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.
It then became a huge lemur and started chewing at my flesh.
This caused me a mild sensation of pain and a desire to buy womens underpants.
So I went to David Jones & bought a lovely pair of blue knickers.
I then realised that I was already wearing women's underpants, as I was on my way to a party.
I sometimes wonder why i go to these sorts of parties, but then again i also wonder why a cat turned into a lemur and i also wonder why my shoes are grinning at me again.
Then I realized I was drunk, so I started attempting to make sweet creamy love to the nearest speed limit sign.
However the sign would not satisfy my urgings so I abandoned it and started heading back to the party, whilst talking to my left eyebrow.
It turned out he was having an affair with my eyelashes, so my right eyebrow got very jealous.

 

[Spacelord]

I thought this thread was about describing a book in a single sentence.
I had Lord of the Rings: 'A pretty long walk.'

 

[Claymorez]

CORRECTIONS AND STORY SO FAR!:

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.
It then became a huge lemur and started chewing at my flesh.
This caused me a mild sensation of pain and a desire to buy womens underpants.
So I went to David Jones & bought a lovely pair of blue knickers.
I then realised that I was already wearing women's underpants, as I was on my way to a party.
I sometimes wonder why i go to these sorts of parties, but then again i also wonder why a cat turned into a lemur and i also wonder why my shoes are grinning at me again.
Then I realized I was drunk, so I started attempting to make sweet creamy love to the nearest speed limit sign.
However the sign would not satisfy my urgings so I abandoned it and started heading back to the party, whilst talking to my left eyebrow.
It turned out he was having an affair with my eyelashes, so my right eyebrow got very jealous.
When I arrived at the party, I realized that I was entirely naked except for my left sock, one sleeve of the shirt I had earlier, and a cowboy hat.
This made me think of the possible things that could have caused this to happen during me 15 ft walk across the street to where I now stood.

 

[NimbleJack3]

I was walking down the street, watched by the brooding white moon and the drooping street lamps.
I saw a cat on the side-walk under one of the street lamps, he said "Hello" then ran away into the darkness.
It then became a huge lemur and started chewing at my flesh.
This caused me a mild sensation of pain and a desire to buy womens underpants.
So I went to David Jones & bought a lovely pair of blue knickers.
I then realised that I was already wearing women's underpants, as I was on my way to a party.
I sometimes wonder why i go to these sorts of parties, but then again i also wonder why a cat turned into a lemur and i also wonder why my shoes are grinning at me again.
Then I realized I was drunk, so I started attempting to make sweet creamy love to the nearest speed limit sign.
However the sign would not satisfy my urgings so I abandoned it and started heading back to the party, whilst talking to my left eyebrow.
It turned out he was having an affair with my eyelashes, so my right eyebrow got very jealous.
When I arrived at the party, I realized that I was entirely naked except for my left sock, one sleeve of the shirt I had earlier, and a cowboy hat.
This made me think of the possible things that could have caused this to happen during me 15 ft walk across the street to where I now stood.
And that was the first time I died.