Write a poem

Pinkamena

Stuck in a vortex of sexy horses
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I'll start.

*ahem*
Roses are red
Tulips are yellow
I'm not good with rhymes
Fridge
 

Colour Scientist

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There once was a group called the bronies,
Though some people thought they were phonies,
Although they did know,
It was a kids show,
They maintain that they love the ponies.

*flexes*
 

Owlslayer

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What rhymes with Owlslayer?
Well, i guess a prayer.
I´m not really religious,
some people call me prestigious.

That`s all I´ve got, and i took a good 10 minutes to come up with that horribleness.
So, yeah. I really am bad with words and stuff, plus making rhymes in a language that isn`t my native language is a bit difficult.
 

Strain42

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Roses are Red
Violets are in fact, Violet
I have OCD
and my poetry skills are lacking.

The end.

Actually, I don't have OCD. I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.
 

Generalissimo

Your Commander-in-Chief
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UK
Our strength has gone,

The power packs depleted.

Then the mercy of their foe

Will surely be defeated.

With ball & chain, hammer & saw,

Metal is destroyed.

Cryo-circuits torn apart

Cast into the wind

Mechanical minds that have no soul

And machines that have no fear.

Metallic Monsters fight it out,

Judgement Day draws near.

As the world spins to its doom,

Towards the end of time,

The Earth is silent once again,

From mankinds dirty crime

sing that in a low pitched, gravely voice.
 

Coldster

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I'll post my poem that I sent to a very special friend here on The Escapist:


Be the change you want to be
And spread the word to others:
Live Me to We in all you do
And set the example.
Hearts will change
Lives will be bettered
All because of the actions
Because one person can make a difference
I know it
I've seen it
I've felt it.
No words can express the feeling
Of change within yourself
When you really understand
What they've been trying to teach you.
And no words can express the feeling
Of great accomplishment
When you've shared with others
What you know
And what you feel passionate about.
To plant the seed in others
And see the sparks in their eyes,
Indeed I know
That I am taking part,
And that I can show and teach
Others what this means.
When I am the difference
I know I have become
The change I want to see is in me
All because of one person
Who spread the word to me
That I now share with others.
In the end all I can do
Is smile
Show the joyful tears on my face
That try to express what my heart feels
And know that my work is done
I have made an impact on at least one
Because that's what matters to me
One person can make a difference
And change the world
I know it
It?s you.
 

the rye

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Here is mine

a blinking lamp is short of light
just as a fire, to the embers cold
There are new crack on the ceiling
This building i know is too old

I ate some cake on Tuesday
It is too sweet... for my taste
And i ate it, confined away
Eating next to a blinking lamp.

(yeah i'm just making nonsense up here)
 

Mr.Numbers

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Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I suck at poetry
And am colourblind

Roses are red
Violets are red
The gardens on fire
I think the neighbours are dead
 

Vault101

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ha! I knew this would come in handy one day!

she wakes up at 5 to ten
gonna go try and play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. again
But not just yet, no I can't quite think
I really need my energy drink

To the fridge, the journey so long
but oh the horror! theres somthing wrong!
like the light in my soul, a wordless song
all my energy drink is gone!!

all my energy drink is gone!
all my energy drink is gone!

oh lord how Will I be able to play?
how will I make through the endless day?
for the devil tempts me, with caffine so sweet
My vice is somthing I cannot defeat

but no! no more I will not give in
The internet! is where I will avoid this sin

to the escapist a place of peace and light
but all thease opinions? none of them are right!
DA2 sucks? ME2 is a shame?
all of this is driving me insane!

how can this be? is this what they think?
But lord all I want is my energy drink!!!"
 

Ghonesis

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I write poems all the time,
So this is not new to me.
But I have to say,
This is some weird poetry.

This poem will not get any older,
For there is my dad looking over my shoulder.

DeadSp8s said:
Sometimes I like stuff
Even when the stuff is large
Do you like stuff too?

haiku, bitches...
Haiku!
 

CommanderL

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I will not write a poem
or even a rhyme
i shall not do
its a waste of time
you can not make me smile with your crappy attempts
your rhyming is a bad offence
so do not diddle do not daddle
shut the hell up and go screw a paddle
 

ThatLankyBastard

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I'll post the two I used in my final project for English last year...

...I used "Zombies" as my theme...

Being dead doesn`t mean being rude
Splitting flesh with your teeth is so crude!
So use knife and fork
When you munch human pork
It`s the civilized way to eat food!

You know I hate flowers, so you always bring brains,
Your skin gets all mouldy whenever it rains,
I'll never forget when I first caught your eye,
And I've still got it here, though it's withered and dry.
Remember our first date, when we lurched through the mall,
And you showed me the hole in your abdominal wall?
How romantic that was! How I laughed till I sobbed,
How I looked on with awe as you fought off that mob.
And our first kiss was magic, a true serenade,
(I'm sure that in time all the bite marks will fade)
I thought at the time 'how refreshing to find,
A man so intent to get inside my mind?'
My dearest, I tell you, I've made it my mission,
To try and look past all your decomposition,
So what if you dance like a reject from Thriller?
No one can deny you're a real lady killer.
You may not say much, mostly 'ugh-hhh' and 'braaaaaiiinnnnns',
And it can get quite tiring cleaning up all the stains,
But there's no one alive who can beat you at Twister,
(And I know that you're sorry for eating my sister)
You're always so eager to lend me a hand,
Or an ear, or a leg - and once - a lymph gland,
I can't meet your parents (they're quite strict at the morgue),
But I'm sure that I'd like them, and wouldn't get gnawed.
And don't take to heart all those things my dad said,
And the cruel joke he made about Dawn of the Dead,
That chainsaw was just a small misunderstanding,
And so were the shotguns he keeps on the landing.
You're my Don Juan, my Romeo - if they were undead,
And left maggots and brain bits in Juliet's bed.
So to death us do part, or till decapitation,
(I'm learning to deal with my sexual frustration)
You're the best - you're my soul mate - a fabulous feller,
And that's why I keep you, chained up, in my cellar
 

Renegade-pizza

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O to Commander Shepard!
He can run like a leopard.
He can fight like a Krogan.
But no-one is better than Shepard.

Guess where this baby came from :p
 

ChadSexington

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Vault101 said:
ha! I knew this would come in handy one day!

she wakes up at 5 to ten
gonna go try and play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. again
But not just yet, no I can't quite think
I really need my energy drink

To the fridge, the journey so long
but oh the horror! theres somthing wrong!
like the light in my soul, a wordless song
all my energy drink is gone!!

all my energy drink is gone!
all my energy drink is gone!

oh lord how Will I be able to play?
how will I make through the endless day?
for the devil tempts me, with caffine so sweet
My vice is somthing I cannot defeat

but no! no more I will not give in
The internet! is where I will avoid this sin

to the escapist a place of peace and light
but all thease opinions? none of them are right!
DA2 sucks? ME2 is a shame?
all of this is driving me insane!

how can this be? is this what they think?
But lord all I want is my energy drink!!!"
That was beautiful.

OT: I wrote this in year six or something.

There once was a boy called Tom,
Who set off a nuclear bomb,
He flew through the air,
And fell in despair,
Now there's no boy called Tom.
 

SextusMaximus

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Susie was in science class
Susie is no more
For what she thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

--

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

--

...dangerous one, will take this down if someone requests me to;

There once was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said I admit
She does smell a bit
But look at the money I'll save
 

babloyi

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It's February cold,
I'm lazy and old.
I signed up to this site,
to get some things right.
But was immediately Rick-rolled.