Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A: I don't know, try it[footnote]Dont actually try it[/footnote]

Q: Are you going to try it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Depends.

Q: How long is your belt?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Long enough.

Q: Are you going to give it a shot now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Let's see...

Q: Is there a tree nearby?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Yes.

Q: Why can't you just do it in your room like everyone else?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because my room is suicide proof!

Q: Why can't I kill myself?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because then my references to the play would be shattered.

Q: Will you give me your belt?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Yes, but you better give it back. I look rather silly with my pants around my ankles.

Q: Why don't you go old school and use a blanket?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because that is stupid.

Q: Will you at least be careful?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: See above. And this doesn't look sturdy enough; it might break.

Q: Do you want your belt back now, or later?

EDIT: Also, go read Waiting for Godot.

 

[Scde2]

A: Give it back later.

Q: Why are we talking about suicide?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because it's a theme in Waiting for Godot.

Q: Have you read Waiting for Godot yet?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes /lie

Q: Do you believe me?

 

[War Penguin]

A: Not yet.

Q: Do you know the muffin man?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: She's married to the Muffin Man.

Q: Who IS she?

 

[Scde2]

A: She is a he.

Q: Why does everyone hate me?!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because we love you! (But not really.)

Q: Rabble rabble rabble?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yeah, sure, your mom.

Q: Why didn't Alpha laugh at the joke I sent him through PM?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because he hates you.

Q: Didn't we already establish this?

 

[Scde2]

A: ...no.

Q: Does any one have a razor blade?