Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Limburger cheese.

Q: Where is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: In a videogame.

Q: Where is Duke Nukem Forever?

 

[Scde2]

A: In imagination land.

Q: Where is Starcraft: Ghost?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: All in your head. There never was going to be a Starcraft: Ghost.

Q: Where is imagination land?

 

[Scde2]

A: Somewhere in Australia.

Q: Where is Australia?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: In the Southern Hemisphere.
[sup]You leave Australia out of this or I kill you![/sup]

Q: What happened to all the homeless people around here?

 

[Scde2]

A: They were sent to Australia.

Q: Where is the southern hemisphere?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A: Right here *Points to a picture of Pluto on a map of the solar system*

Q: What the fuck?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes, it is.

Q: Why all the killing?

 

[Ze_Sapper]

A: Because you touch yourself at night!

Q: Why does the weird man stare at me like that?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Because he's going to rape you.

Q: Why doesn't the weird man stare at me?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A: He's just weird like that

Q: Why do you want him to stare at you?

 

[Ze_Sapper]

A: Because I look good in a speedo.

Q: Why do I have heartburn?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Because someone doused you in petrol and lit you on fire.

Q: Why do I like fire so much?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Because your hot... Opp,s didn't meant that.

Q: Why cannot I feel pain?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because you are dead.

Q: Why am I weird?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Because your normal.

Q: Why the sky is blue?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because I make it blue.

Q: Um...How do I make the sky blue?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: You stop breathing.

Q: Why Yahtzee uses yellow backgrounds?

 

[Scde2]

A: Just 'cause...(A pun he used for the game Just Cause)

Q: Did you understand the pun I just used?