Wrong Answer

[Dr.Susse]

A: A missplaced question mark.

Q: Where can I buy a replacement?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I can sell you one and it will only cost you your soul!

Q: Are you interested?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: *Hands Rex a pair of shoes* Here take the soles of these.

Q: Is it hammer time?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Yes. Isn't there a huge discount at the hardware store at this time?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. There is one in the video store...

Q. Where does that go?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You don't want to know.

Q: Do you want to know?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I already know!

Q: Do you know?

 

[Scde2]

A: I don't know a damn thing!

Q: Can you tell me?

 

[squidbuddy99]

A: That information is classified.

Q: Why is our moon named "Moon"?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. I thought it was Luna.

Q. Why is Luna Lovegood awesome?

 

[Yureina]

A: Because she drinks Dr. Pepper.

Q: What's for dinner?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. I had pizza the other day.

Q. What ever happened to El Rey?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: A yam.

Q: Did that reference go over your head?

A: He was executed for being a ninja.

Q: Head or stomach? *cocks shotgun*

 

[Yureina]

A: He was an ingredient of that pizza you ate the other day.

Q: What toppings do you like on Pizza?

(Bugger)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. ninjas.

Q. Where is that invisible lout?

 

[Yureina]

A: I think he was over here for lunch today.

Q: Why do you wear an eyepatch?

 

[tjarne]

A: Because she has 3 o's in her lastname.

Q: How many roads must a man walk?

Damn ninjas

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: 42

Q: Why ask questions when the answer is always 42?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. maybe.

Q. Who wrote Pride and Prejudice?

 

[brtshstel]

A: because people don't want to be enslaved to correctness

Q: is that good coffee or what?