Wrong Answer

[Yureina]

A: Someone is setting up surround sound for the TV I never watch.

Q: Who let owls into my house?

 

[Scde2]

A: *Raises hand*

Q: Am I in trouble now?

 

[Yureina]

A: Not until I decide what kind of trouble that will be.

Q: What should I do?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: DANCE!!!

Q: Am I bleeding?

 

[Tristan Sjet]

A: drop f bombs on preschools yes, in fact you are about to die you damm ninja!

Q: now what?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. Use small bombs.

Q. Where is that from?

 

[brtshstel]

A: Ace Combat series I am guessing.

Q: What happens if you give a mouse a cookie?

 

[Yureina]

A: Mice don't survive in my house because of my doggies.

Q: Should I get Papa Murphy's pizza tonight?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. You have rat eating doggies?

Q. Aren't cats supposed to do that?

 

[Tristan Sjet]

A: nah, dogs are just as stupid but they both eat mice.

Q: why do my pets always die within a week?

 

[brtshstel]

A: because animals can sense evil and commit suicide

Q: how do you milk a cat?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. Same way you milk a snake.

Q. Is this destiny?

 

[Yureina]

A: Ask the Harkonnens.

Q: Why did that cross my mind?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. Because I'm an Atredies sympathizer.

Q. Where did Duncan Idaho go?

 

[Yureina]

A: He's in my basement.

Q: Who else is in my basement?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. Miley Cyrus.

Q. Why haven't you killed her with fire yet?

 

[Yureina]

A: The gasoline delivery is late.

Q: Should I flog the driver when it arrives?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: She's immune.

Q: Maple Syrup?

 

[Yureina]

A: GIMMIE!

Q: It's from "Canadia", right?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. Where, ei?

Q. Why do bullets hurt?