Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A: Nope, it's not a lie, it's a pie.

Q: Did you enjoy that rhyme?

 

[War Penguin]

A: Actually, yes. Yes I did.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: It was original.

Q: Why can you have a pie when you can have a cookie?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because you ate my cookie!

Q: Why?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: To get a chick.

Q: Can you really stop answering before me?


Anyway, need to go to bed, good night.

 

[War Penguin]

A: No, there is always this weird inconvenience.

Q: Why do we make small cookies?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because it is too mainstream.

Q: What was that?

 

[War Penguin]

A: The sound of someone right behind you... Hi.

Q: What am I doing in your house?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Raping his face.

Q: Why would you want to do something like that?

 

[Scde2]

A: For teh lulz.

Q: Will you be gental?

 

[War Penguin]

A: Yes, I'm a gentle lover... and that felt EXTREMELY weird typing that. Sorry.

Q: Why did I type that?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because it's the truth.

Q: Or is it?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Yes. It's certifiably true. I even had a stat dec drawn up for it.

Q: Why would you let him do that to your face?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because I forgot!

Q: Will he stop!?

 

[War Penguin]

A: Only if you ask.

Q: Why am I here anyway?

 

[Scde2]

A: To rape me!

Q: Can you stop!?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The brakes are broken.

Q: Who am I?

 

[War Penguin]

A: A person... well, you are!!!

Q: Hey, can I have a sandwich while I'm here?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sure, here's some dynamite.

Q: What is 4+2?

 

[Scde2]

A: 5.

Q: Am I goodz at teh maths?