WTF IS THAT SOUND

[theloneassassin]

It literally sounds like my "DOWNSTAIRS" neighbors... idk how i can hear them so loud but none the less it sounds like they are constantly moving there furniture every few hours and smashing there heads upon the walls, and i hardly ever make a peep unless i trip, why can't people move around without causing earth quakes... and yes i can feel all the sounds too!!! If anyone has similar problems or similar neighbors tell me all about it!! it will make me feel better in this hardship i must face as long as i live here.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Unfortunately, not everyone gets ninja training in the Solid Snake School of Sneaking and Subterfuge.

 

[Meanmoose]

Are you sure your house isn't haunted? The floor part I mean =P

maybe they enjoy dancing around, talking/singing to themselves like me

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Without having heard it first hand, I cannot give you a certain answer to your question, however, have you ever considered that they might be taking the "honeymoon suite" approach to home owning?

My advice: broom handle to the floor. Wear a mumu for bonus points.

 

[theloneassassin]

Unfortunately, not everyone gets ninja training in the Solid Snake School of Sneaking and Subterfuge.

That's where i acquired my masters!! and where i caught the you know what virus (starts with an F)

 

[theloneassassin]

Without having heard it first hand, I cannot give you a certain answer to your question, however, have you ever considered that they might be taking the "honeymoon suite" approach to home owning?

My advice: broom handle to the floor. Wear a mumu for bonus points.

nope lol they are fat and lazy, there baby smashes its face in the wall constantly too, or something of the sort.

 

[Ice Car]

No. I live in a house, not an apartment.

 

[lacktheknack]

My friend had to phone the police after her upstairs neighbor locked his wife out on the fourth-story balcony in -20 degree weather, she screamed for several minutes, then he let her in and started beating her until she began smashing things (presumably over his head).

You're lucky.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Sounds like quite a kinky few hours. Or they're doing Feng Shui while dealing with memory loss and inner ear infections. Really, either one makes perfect sense.

 

[Ice Car]

My friend had to phone the police after her upstairs neighbor locked his wife out on the fourth-story balcony in -20 degree weather, she screamed for several minutes, then he let her in and started beating her until she began smashing things (presumably over his head).

You're lucky.

o.o;

Oh wow. So what happened, did you hear the report or something?

 

[theloneassassin]

Are you sure your house isn't haunted? The floor part I mean =P

maybe they enjoy dancing around, talking/singing to themselves like me

Lol maybe that explains the baby music at 3 in the morning?

 

[baconsarnie]

I know the feeling mate, guy next to me once started hoovering his room at 8am (i'm at uni so 8am is about four hours too early), also constantly playing his guitar and singing the SAME FUCKING SONG every time, if it isn't his guitar its his music playing over speakers.

 

[mireko]

I believe the answer is clear. They are attempting to open the gate.

You must stop them.

Don't believe their lies, kill them all.

 

[theloneassassin]

This makes me think, dead space dude beating his head on the wall xD OHH GOD ISSAC WHERE ARE YOU

 

[Johnny Reb]

if i were you I'd buy a shotgun and just start shooting at the source of the sound. trust me, it will stop.

 

[godfist88]

are you sure your neighbor isn't a serial killer?

... or an elephant?

 

[zombiesinc]

I hear Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi playing from the speakers in my bathroom, and the clock tickin' next to me. Not so bad, really. But when I'm in bed and people are awake and in the kitchen... >.< It's frustrating to listen to people talk and walk around right above you.

Also, kill them. Always the best option.

 

[lacktheknack]

My friend had to phone the police after her upstairs neighbor locked his wife out on the fourth-story balcony in -20 degree weather, she screamed for several minutes, then he let her in and started beating her until she began smashing things (presumably over his head).

You're lucky.

o.o;

Oh wow. So what happened, did you hear the report or something?

My friend told me. She doesn't really know what happened, she just knows that she was awakened at 2:00 AM by a woman screaming to be let in for several minutes. (She didn't get out of bed. Would you have? I'd have thought I was being stalked.)

Then all of a sudden the screaming stopped, followed by MORE screaming and a ton of thunks. Then shattering. She called the police and hid in her computer room until the sounds stopped.

 

[Meanmoose]

Are you sure your house isn't haunted? The floor part I mean =P

maybe they enjoy dancing around, talking/singing to themselves like me

Lol maybe that explains the baby music at 3 in the morning?

Baby music? What genre is that?

 

[Sarynroth]

I'm pretty sure that i have an elephant living above me. Also one of my flat mates always seems to have friends over, I do not appreciate dubstep at 4:30am or the smell of cigarettes in my room due to them smoking in his.