WTF IS THAT SOUND

[3AM]

A Wii or Kinect or something like that? Or just rude people. I once lived under constant Heart music. Barracuda followed by Magic Man followed by Barracuda followed by Mag... you get the idea. Never liked Heart to begin with, now I loathe them and dream of barracuda's taking out their damn magic men.

 

[Ice Car]

My friend had to phone the police after her upstairs neighbor locked his wife out on the fourth-story balcony in -20 degree weather, she screamed for several minutes, then he let her in and started beating her until she began smashing things (presumably over his head).

You're lucky.

o.o;

Oh wow. So what happened, did you hear the report or something?

My friend told me. She doesn't really know what happened, she just knows that she was awakened at 2:00 AM by a woman screaming to be let in for several minutes. (She didn't get out of bed. Would you have? I'd have thought I was being stalked.)

Then all of a sudden the screaming stopped, followed by MORE screaming and a ton of thunks. Then shattering. She called the police and hid in her computer room until the sounds stopped.

That's messed up. Hope the bastard got arrested.

 

[Scolar Visari]

Are you sure your house isn't haunted? The floor part I mean =P

maybe they enjoy dancing around, talking/singing to themselves like me

Lol maybe that explains the baby music at 3 in the morning?

Baby music? What genre is that?

Baby music?

 

[imperialreign]

I can say I don't ever take notice of the neighbors . . but it has a lot to do with conditioning. Living about 10 miles from the largest US Naval air station in the world, you get used to really loud, obnixious noise from countless fighter jets flying between the hours of 5AM-11PM.

The jet noise shakes the walls, the floor - it's loud enough you have to stop in the middle of a conversation, because you can't yell over it, and no one could hear you.

 

[theloneassassin]

Are you sure your house isn't haunted? The floor part I mean =P

maybe they enjoy dancing around, talking/singing to themselves like me

Lol maybe that explains the baby music at 3 in the morning?

Baby music? What genre is that?

The creepy freddy like music idk what genre you call it but its creepy.

 

[Lilani]

Just go down and ask them what's up, and politely tell them it's bothering you. If that doesn't work, call the landlord or whoever you pay rent to.

 

[BENZOOKA]

One night in a dorm, about 6 years back. A buddy from upstairs, big guy, over 6 foot and few years older, known to be absolutely maniac once he's drunk, came to your door, continuously knocking it very loudly and screaming from the top of his lungs: "DEATH! CIGARETTE! ONE CIGARETTE! DEATH! DEATH! BOOZE! DEATH!..." and so on. It went on for about half hours with the same intensity and me and my roommate just looked at each other. It was 3AM and we had to woke up for school in couple hours. Then he apparently noticed he couldn't achieve a cigarette from me, or anything else, punched a hole through the door and left. We had a little talk with him the next afternoon.

Now that's what I call a neighbor not quite behaving like he should in respect to others.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Sounds like they are moving. I live in a townhouse and have nextdoor neighbors move all the time. It usually sounds like heavy steps and clumsy thuds.

I remember one family that got pissed every time our surround sound on which was bullshit because all the other neighbors never notice.

 

[smearyllama]

I believe the answer is clear. They are attempting to open the gate.

You must stop them.

Don't believe their lies, kill them all.

One time the rednecks that live near me did that and I had to spend an entire weekend battling hellspawn. Not fun.

OT: Well, my family has two houses, one of which had some obnoxious next-door neighbors.
At one point, there were fireworks, a shoutdown, and loud music all in the same night.

The shoutdown introduced my younger cousins to some new words, too.

 

[Rayne870]

It literally sounds like my "DOWNSTAIRS" neighbors... idk how i can hear them so loud but none the less it sounds like they are constantly moving there furniture every few hours and smashing there heads upon the walls, and i hardly ever make a peep unless i trip, why can't people move around without causing earth quakes... and yes i can feel all the sounds too!!! If anyone has similar problems or similar neighbors tell me all about it!! it will make me feel better in this hardship i must face as long as i live here.

overweight tap dancers perhaps?

 

[Roamin11]

Moving furnature and the sound of them beating their head agianst the wall... Are you sure they just aren't having rough sex?

 

[Raven's Nest]

It's funny how every sound you hear when fapping sounds like an impending potentially embarrassing interruption...

 

[neuromantic]

Our next door neighbour had a VERY LOUD and restless baby that would seem to sense exactly when you wanted to get some sleep (at any time of the day or night) and procede to scream its head off until you gave up...

We thought we were safe when the child grew up, until its mom popped out another one.

We recently found out she's planning to start a child care business in their house, so wave upon wave of screaming mini-fiends can bless our house with their unholy racket.

Also, their father likes to put on 'funny' voices and shriek at them in bizzare gibberish while playing with them.

 

[ethaninja]

I'm usually the loud one. But only when it comes to listening to music. I walk like a ninja and talk like a ninja ;D

But the walls/floor at mine is so thick I can't here anybody in any of the other rooms.

 

[neuromantic]

It's funny how every sound you hear when fapping sounds like an impending potentially embarrassing interruption...

Oh man, I know what you mean.

*faint sound of a footstep on the stairs*

OH GOD SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO KNOCK ON MY DOOR *immediate cease of fapping and grabbing of nearest book (possibly upsidedown) in attempt to appear as if doing something constructive*

*footsteps pass by*

.......DAMMIT! Now I gotta start all over again!

 

[-Samurai-]

The people above me insist on stomping as hard as they can while walking. They also do the horizontal monster mash every night at around 2 am. I hate it. She's a moaner.