Xbox 360, Now With Porn

Darks63

New member
Mar 8, 2010
1,562
0
0
Should make the discussions with tech when you get a red ring more interesting "what were you doing when it occurred sir"? " ummm.... playing halo :)".
 

Tiger Sora

New member
Aug 23, 2008
2,220
0
0
Why do I have this horrible feeling, than once this is out. And x person is watching youporn. When a friend pops online, he'd gona see your on there...
Which he'll than start spamming you with messages, lambasting and making fun of you, ruining the mood.
Just use your computer for that purpose guys, and maybe gals, I don't discriminate. It was made for the job.
 

cricket chirps

New member
Apr 15, 2009
467
0
0
The only thing not mentioned in the article is, any expected idea when this is gonna happen?
-oh god, just realised my new avatar makes this post special.
 

Groenteman

New member
Mar 30, 2011
120
0
0
Krantos said:
Steve the Pocket said:
Krantos said:
Wait... Internet Explorer?

Wow, so someone will finally be using it. Weird.

I still don't get why MS is so attached to that browser...

*Sees IE is developed by MS*

oooohhhh....
Well, duh. Expecting them to use any other browser would be like asking Apple to bundle Firefox with the iPhone instead of Safari. Or asking Amazon to use Chrome for the Kindle. Or Sony to... OK, I have no earthly clue what their PS3 browser is called, but I bet it's an in-house product too.
um....

I was making a joke.

"*Sees IE is developed by MS*" ?

that didn't tip you off? Really?

Apparently I suck at subtle humor....
Ah internet sarcasm, allways someone there who misses it and procedes to form a lengthy and often rude rebuttal.
 

Daaaah Whoosh

New member
Jun 23, 2010
1,041
0
0
The day I can get porn on my xbox is the day I stop being good at video games. I mean seriously, when am I going to have time to practice flying jets when there's so much more- entertainment- available to me?
 

GenGenners

New member
Jul 25, 2012
344
0
0
Steve the Pocket said:
Krantos said:
Wait... Internet Explorer?

Wow, so someone will finally be using it. Weird.

I still don't get why MS is so attached to that browser...

*Sees IE is developed by MS*

oooohhhh....
Well, duh. Expecting them to use any other browser would be like asking Apple to bundle Firefox with the iPhone instead of Safari. Or asking Amazon to use Chrome for the Kindle. Or Sony to... OK, I have no earthly clue what their PS3 browser is called, but I bet it's an in-house product too.
A forum I go on has a 'browser used for last visit' section in your profile, and if you use a PS3, it says this:
Mozilla/5.0
(PLAYSTATION 3 4.25)
AppleWebKit/531.22.8
(KHTML, like Gecko)

So, it appears to be Mozilla based........as well as a few other things.


OP: Speaking of the PS3's browser, YouPorn already works on it. And Redtube. And Motherless. And virtually any site full of free porn.
........................
What? Don't look at me like that! >_>
 

Lt. Rocky

New member
Jan 4, 2012
158
0
0
This isn't the system's first experience with adult entertainment. If I'm not mistaken, the 360 was the system of choice for console releases of erotic visual novels and dating sims in Japan, much like the PS2 was in the previous generation.

I guess erotica has all come full circle for the xbox -- or should I say, it's come 360?
 

NeutralDrow

New member
Mar 23, 2009
9,097
0
0
Aww...I thought this was going to be sarcastic, and that I'd find out some decent visual novels ported to the 360.
 

DrunkenMonkey

New member
Sep 17, 2012
256
0
0
I'm calling it, this thing is going to have achievements. Can't wait to see who gets the 1,000,000 hours achievement
 

kburns10

You Gots to Chill
Sep 10, 2012
276
0
0
Microsoft is missing a golden opportunity here! With that GLOWING recommendation to buy keyboards for the Xbox, just think of the cross marketing these two could do! Useless "accessories" to aid your porn browsing experience.
 

Xdeser2

New member
Aug 11, 2012
465
0
0
When the browser update was announced at E3, I instantly thought this.

All thats left to do is be amused if your friends list shows where they are on the browser XD
 

Easton Dark

New member
Jan 2, 2011
2,366
0
0
Do some kids have an Xbox but not a way to get on an internet browser otherwise? I'd rather let my kid use the internet than get them an Xbox live subscription.
 

antipunt

New member
Jan 3, 2009
3,035
0
0
Zackmeister said:
Is it wrong to be amused that the first one to comment is "Fappy"?
Why no sir. No.

You are definitely not alone

.__.

captcha: 'please enter the quoted text' 'It's Super Delicious'

I DEMAND FREEDOM OF SPEECH D:<

I will not be controlled!

...

sigh

*types captcha
 

Steve the Pocket

New member
Mar 30, 2009
1,649
0
0
GenGenners said:
Mozilla/5.0
(PLAYSTATION 3 4.25)
AppleWebKit/531.22.8
(KHTML, like Gecko)
I have no idea what to make of that. WebKit is based on KHTML, but Gecko is completely different. How does that site interpret other WebKit based browsers?
 

Gilhelmi

The One Who Protects
Oct 22, 2009
1,480
0
0
Another sign of the end. Hurry up already end, it has been Far too long since the last time you came. The Fall of the Corrupt Empire of Rome. I am sure the Dark Ages will only last 100 years or so this time due too the fact that most of the world knows how too build and maintain electric plants. Tick-Tock the writings on the Clock.
 

Al-Bundy-da-G

New member
Apr 11, 2011
929
0
0
Fappy said:
EDIT: Wonder if they could program an Xbox-only feature that made your controller vibrate while you were watching videos...
So this is the reason for "Moxxi's Good Touch's" special feature on console.