Xbox 360, Now With Porn

[RADIALTHRONE1]

Hooray for IE, the best web browser for downloading a better web browser. Like Chrome, or maybe Firefox.

Captcha: kill time

 

[blackrave]

Now, all they need is to release vibrating "peripherals" for X360 and the set would be complete

 

[NoeL]

Xbox a bit slow off the mark here. Kids have been looking at porn on their Wiis since 2006.

 

[RJ 17]

"Whether you're pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you're never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn."

Don't know how I missed this article when it was originally posted, but this gets my nomination for Quote of the Year.

Seriously, just what the world needed: CoD players with EASIER access to porn...now they won't even have to switch screens!

Of course, that means they won't be able to play CoD WHILE watching porr. Hmmm...now that I think about it, this might not be as widely used as I had previously thought.

 

[Frasman]

"It's a great day for America everybody!"

I doubt that it will make any difference to anybody other than giving the anti-game lobbyists more ammunition.

 

[Snooder]

Not only that, but it's one of the seedier websites around. ... I mean, so I've heard...

OT: I've got a laptop. It's a lot more private than a television. Not to mention headphones instead of a loud speaker system with a booming subwoofer. Who would have so little shame that they would surf porn on their Xbox?

... unless they want to redub it the XXXbox.

I've watched porn sites on my PS3 before. Large screens are nice sometimes. As long you don't have a roommate to walk in you, what's the harm?

 

[shrekfan246]

Not only that, but it's one of the seedier websites around. ... I mean, so I've heard...

OT: I've got a laptop. It's a lot more private than a television. Not to mention headphones instead of a loud speaker system with a booming subwoofer. Who would have so little shame that they would surf porn on their Xbox?

... unless they want to redub it the XXXbox.

I've watched porn sites on my PS3 before. Large screens are nice sometimes. As long you don't have a roommate to walk in you, what's the harm?

Well, if you've got your own place all to yourself, then yeah, I can at least see the rationale. But otherwise? It just makes no sense.

 

[likalaruku]

My mind, blowing potentials way out of proportion:

Partially informed mom with selective memory: "I read that the Xbox thing has a porn browser now."
Naive overprotective mom: "Really? My little Johnny has one. I'm going to sell it & buy him a console that doesn't have porn on it."
Conservative mom: "We need to make sure that no household with children has an Xbox in it."

Months latter.....

Some gamer: Hey guys, have you noticed that the spammers & trolls have quieted down a lot lately?
Some other gamer: "Yeah, & the lingerie & big boobie mod posts have slowed down too."

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Xbox 360, Now With Porn

YouPorn would like to remind you that you will soon be able to watch porn on your Xbox 360.

With the introduction of Internet Explorer, the Xbox 360 will become a full-featured (heh) web vessel...

lol Internet Explorer.

Microsoft, you sillies. It's not full-featured until we get Firefox or Chrome on that thing.

Even fricken Safari is an improvement over lolsplorer.

 

[unstabLized]

"Thanks at long last to the introduction of Internet Explorer for XBox, you can now tap in to and stream all your favorite free YouPorn videos right from your Xbox," reads the blog. "Whether you're pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you're never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn."


I was in tears. Haven't laughed that hard in a looooong time. Thanks so much for this, made my boring day worth it.

 

[Kinguendo]

XXXbox!

Nail'd it! Thank you, thank you!

 

[gamerjunkie]

fuxboxlive.com has the best porn for the xbox from what I have seen. lol