Xbox Live Nudist Banned Until 9999

[MarsProbe]

8000 years? Hilarious!

If I ever had the power to ban somebody for anything for such a long time, I'd do it...

 

[Mydnyght]

Joke's on you. In 8000 years you'll be seeing my penis again. Ha!

"Uh...No we won't. By then it'll have shriveled up and fallen off."

I'm sorry, people. I can't come up with a better comeback than that.

 

[whycantibelinus]

That's wonderful. One less douche on Xbox Live.

 

[Canid117]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ban length win!

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I swear I've already seen someone get banned from something until the year 9999.

If someone else remembers it, let me know.

OP: LAWWWWWWWL

The Monster Hunter Tri hacker in Japan

and yeah. That's gonna be one heck of an awkward chat.

 

[benoitowns]

Maybe he should listen to Spock, he might have a chance at playing XBL again.

Live LONG, really really long....and prosper

 

[Flauros]

He was also caught molesting Candyland

 

[ProfessorLayton]

If my son turns out to be the kind of person who would flash people on Xbox Live, I'm going to force him to play sports.

 

[xanith02100]

$10 says that January 1st, 10000 he's got his wang out on camera again.

 

[Jackle_666]

8000 years? Are Microsoft trying to claim playing on X-Box live makes you immortal? Or do they just believe in reincarnation? Either way thinking X-Box Live will be around in 8 millennium's time is awfully arrogant.

 

[Dok Zombie]

If it was my son i'd find it hard to keep a straight face while telling him off, but I think I'd say something along the lines of "That was stupid and immature, but the ban is punishment enough."

 

[kogane]

Well, it sounds like his camera was getting

*Puts on sunglasses*

Indecent exposure.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

That made me LOL. You win the internetz for today.

 

[Adrock003]

Yeah well keep laughing you guys. In 7,989 years, there gonna be one pretty pissed flasher on Xbox Live

 

[slimeonline]

haha, justice is funny

 

[MortisLegio]

Eight Thousand Years... thats a bit optimistic of Microsoft dont you think?

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

"HEY NAKED GUY, GET OFF MAH UNO SCREEN!"

 

[Necromancer1991]

*Facepalm* exactly how old is this kid (someones going to get hit with Meagan's Law)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Well, what is the internet for after all? The internet is for people to make very, very, VERY stupid mistakes and get called out on it. Incidentally, I found this very funny.

 

[tsb247]

What makes this hilarious for me is that Microsoft doesn't just say, "Permanent ban." Oh no... They have to be cute and say, "Banned until December 31, 9999."

lol

I'm sure they will be around to rescend his ban when the time comes, right?