Xbox Live Nudist Banned Until 9999

Crash 9000

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Am I the only one who would find this funny if they were playing Uno and saw some sexually-starved teenager showing off his parts?

Then again, I am one of those people who own an Xbox 360 Trashtalker.
 

Eggsnham

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Wow, what a stupid kid...

There's always PS3 to humiliate yourself on, and eventually get banned from.
 

Drexlore

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This is to funny. I guess Microsoft doesn't mess around if you break their rules. Well at least his descendents will get to use his Xbox if it isn't in a history of gaming exhibit by then.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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DatedSandwich said:
Am i a bad person for finding this hilarious?
If you are, then so am I because I got a good laugh out of this as well!

Legion said:
I wouldn't want to have that kind of conversation with my child if I had one.
Yet one more reason why I am never having kids!
 

Johnmw

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Damn! That has made my day. Parents finding out how much of a choad their kids are is always hilarious, I just wish there was a report to parent button on XBL.
 

Sean Strife

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Soylent Bacon said:
A permanent ban isn't dramatic enough a punishment for online nudity.

"You are banned from our realm of online play for eight thousaaaaand yeeeaaars!"

*dramatic thunder*
Professor Farnsworth?
 

General Ken8

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If I were his dad I wouldn't know whether to be furious that my son is a stripper or proud that he managed to get himself banned for over 8000 years
 

mike1921

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Drake the Dragonheart said:
DatedSandwich said:
Am i a bad person for finding this hilarious?
If you are, then so am I because I got a good laugh out of this as well!

Legion said:
I wouldn't want to have that kind of conversation with my child if I had one.
Yet one more reason why I am never having kids!
"Honey, we can't have kids. I think he'll start showing his penis to people on xbox live and then I'll have to talk to him online and it'll be really awkward"
 

Russian_Assassin

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Holy shit! He won't be able to play with this account for 7990 years! Oh well, maybe his (grand)x10000000-children will reclaim it.
 

MGlBlaze

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DatedSandwich said:
Am i a bad person for finding this hilarious?
If you are, that means I am too.

I don't know what's funniest; the father learning just what the son did to get banned, the length of the ban itself, or the fact that this isn't the first time an 8-Milena long ban has been issued.

Allow me to say it again: This is hilarious.

Well, okay, what the kid was done in the first place wasn't funny, but still.
 

Firia

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He was banned for 8000 years? Since my borrowed refurbished 360* didn't even last 8 DAYS, I think he'll be okay.

*[sub]Friend bought a new one while his old one, which RRoD'd, was in the shop. He let me borrow it when he got it back. It died. Shortly after, the one he bought, new, died too.
 

Heretic95

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DatedSandwich said:
Am i a bad person for finding this hilarious?
Not at all. In my mind the greater question is what would inspire him to swing his tackle about in a game of UNO? If this were Halo 3 or something I'd just write it off to it being the internet. But Uno? Really?