Xbox Owner Sues Microsoft for $500 Billion (Yes, Billion)

Kinokohatake

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Andy Chalk said:
Xbox Owner Sues Microsoft for $500 Billion (Yes, Billion)

claims of hiring discrimination because of his Asperger's Syndrome.
Well that explains it right there. Aspergers - A medical term thrown around by those who act like dicks and don't care.
 

GeorgW

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I love it. People, he's not trying to win, he's trying to show people how stupid and mean some of their legal practises are!
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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If he gets away with half a trillion dollars I will be laughing hysterically. As it is, its a good way to point out the problem with changing terms of services.
 

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If MS counter-sue, as some people have already suggested they are well in their rights to do, who'd guessing he will kick up a fuss (or even try to sue them) for "unfair" hassling of a thick twat who claims to be suffering from Aspergers...I don't wish to belittle genuine Asperger's sufferers but I'd be willing to bet a fair bit that his is self-diagnosed.

Wardy
 

Smooth Operator

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Well played sir, well played.
But you can't really touch them because they got all the monetary justice on their side.
 

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Woodsey said:
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Kinda sounds like a dick. Sorry, but I have no time for fools like this. Of course he won't win anything, no one will take this twat seriously.
He doesn't seem to be out to make money, he's just chosen a ridiculous sum of money to get attention for the point he's trying to make.

Which I actually support, because the stupid sleight of hand that companies employ, as well as the hoops they make customers jump through, are a fucking pain in the arse.
I get the concept, but the whole stunt whiffs of arrogance and conceitedness, which immediately makes me think "what a wanker". It kind of undermines the efforts of people who are actually trying to find some justice.

The whole situation is just another tired example of how free markets fuck people over, but I'm bored of people pointing the obvious out. Shit or get off the pot: leave these childish attention seeking stunts and actually do something if you really give a shit.

EDIT: That last bit was aimed generally and not specifically at you btw.
 

Yopaz

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Well, the first rule of suing someone is to start out with demanding an amount you know you'll never get and compromise on a lower one. Good job so far. However the fact that he expected to get them to agree to his terms when he sent a letter which could easily be written off just like most death threats leaders of mega corporations makes him an idiot. Or possibly he's really clever, hard to day in this case. He did at least get some fame out of it.
 

Chase Yojimbo

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And Microsoft never will respond. Asperger's is merely a light form of autism and it's possible that he just does this because he simply doesn't know what to do and how too do it, or he is just getting attention. One way is being a total Dick and the other is just being Socially Inept, but it still gives no excuse for this stupidity; I would think Socially Inept people would be smart enough too NOT charge 500 billion dollars on such faulty claims.

Or maybe it's the times and Suing people and taking away their lively hoods is the 'in' thing? I suppose it has been that way for a while. Now I better not say anything more bad about this guy or he will sue me for slander.
 

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I actually like what this guy is doing...

I like seeing people here so opinionated and hoping this guy gets eaten. You make me laugh.

Companies pull so much shit against us that in many ways we have no options other than to do what they say.

"Pay us now or in 30 days we will send it to a collections agency and ruin your credit!", "But I refuse to pay for something I never used/did/responsible for!"

Listen, I know some people in this community just like to see people burn for the sake of it but at the end of the day it is people like this that force amendments through. He may not be doing this for the right reasons or even doing it the right way, but he is at least doing it. I for one applaud his efforts!
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
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Hahaha. Just another troll out to make money. Typical.
That was my first though as well, but wait...

He's not actually doing anything worse than Apple, Microsoft, Sony do every day. Their EULA's are chockful of jargon that are sometimes...playful with their legal ramifications, and even the Miranda warning ("You have the right to remain silent") isn't legally binding unless you understand it fully. (Which is why the Police have to be sure that you've heard it)

Now this guy may, and probably is, way out on the con; but in doing so, he may inadvertently put restrictions in motion that stop Microsoft from, say, banning you from Xbox from a false positive from their cheating system.

Because at the moment, you have no recompense to that apart from a call to PR.

Obviously, major companies need a certain leeway in defining their terms and conditions - and obviously legal precedents override legal loopholes, but actually having court cases that the lawyers can bring up to say "Hold on a tic, you said in blah versus blah that this couldn't happen." may yet be a gain for the legitimate consumer.
I can see where you're coming from, but at least make the claim a little less than $500 billion. It's just a laughably absurd amount that won't be taken seriously.
 

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Why did I know that this case would be in the US...

So, he tried to change terms on a binding contract, and didn't get his way, so he sewed them. Wow.

It doesn't matter if companys pull this or not. This man wasn't wronged.
 

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Verlander said:
Kinda sounds like a dick. Sorry, but I have no time for fools like this. Of course he won't win anything, no one will take this twat seriously.
Sure, but he isn't trying to be any greater a dick than MS or any other corporation that pulls this same exact BS on their consumers. That's like saying a rape victim is a dick if she tries raping her attacker right back. Most gamers are willing to bend over and take whatever crap the corporations are willing to give, I'm glad there's one who figured out how to give it right back. I'm sure he wont get what he's asking for but I hope he wins something.

And besides, what's $500Bil to MS?
 

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Yeah, it's just insane to claim you can win a court case like that, like it's a gorram duel challenge or something.

If this actually works, it'll be the customers who suffer. He could have made a point with way less money.
What a lot of people seem to be missing here. Is that he purposefully asked for a ridiculous amount fully expecting to be struck down. That was the point. Just asking for 5k, no news outlet would have batted an eye. He HAD to ask for a crazy number, it wouldn't have the same impact if he had used a reasonable number. The entire point of this "suit" is to draw attention to how ridiculous the whole end user agreement system is at the moment. He in no way expects to win, winning isn't the point. It is merely an eye-opener. The obscene amount is simply to draw attention to how crazy the entire situation is. The fact that this is tactics used by real companies in the real world. I for one find it funny to come up with this whole scheme. He fully expects this to get some media attention and be thrown out before making it anywhere. It's all about drawing attention to the issue.

GonzoGamer said:
And besides, what's $500Bil to MS?
More then the entire worth of the company and it's founder...
 

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Andy Chalk said:
Making a point is fine, but there's no need to be a dick about it.
Actually there is every need to be a dick about it. And the more of a dick he is the more the general public gains awareness of exactly how much they are screwed by the setup of the whole civil legal system.

The reality is that corporations have all of the advantages including retaining a legal department. It literally costs a corporation nothing to sue an individual because the lawyer costs are already in the budget.

Basically in order to retain legal rights an individual has to live in a cave. No internet, no mobile phone, no bank account, no other services because every single one of them have unconscionable terms in the contract.

Unfortunately neither party seems interested in upholding individual rights to end these practices.
 

Sonicron

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And you deserve every penny, Mr Stebbins! I'm sure the judge is going to rule in your favor - after all, who wouldn't trust a face like yours?

 

EHKOS

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Mr.Pandah said:
Hahaha. Just another troll out to make money. Typical.
That was my first though as well, but wait...

He's not actually doing anything worse than Apple, Microsoft, Sony do every day. Their EULA's are chockful of jargon that are sometimes...playful with their legal ramifications, and even the Miranda warning ("You have the right to remain silent") isn't legally binding unless you understand it fully. (Which is why the Police have to be sure that you've heard it)

Now this guy may, and probably is, way out on the con; but in doing so, he may inadvertently put restrictions in motion that stop Microsoft from, say, banning you from Xbox from a false positive from their cheating system.

Because at the moment, you have no recompense to that apart from a call to PR.

Obviously, major companies need a certain leeway in defining their terms and conditions - and obviously legal precedents override legal loopholes, but actually having court cases that the lawyers can bring up to say "Hold on a tic, you said in blah versus blah that this couldn't happen." may yet be a gain for the legitimate consumer.
This is why we need an Anti-Stupidity Agency to make it fair when it should be.

OT:I actually hope he gets the money. It would make everyone pause and maybe change some things.