Xbox Owner Sues Microsoft for $500 Billion (Yes, Billion)

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Either this guy is the stupidest son of a ***** in the world, or the greatest evil genius EVER!

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[small]I'm going with the former.[/small]
 

Deadpool062

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That is like walking into a friends house when they aren't home and saying "Hey buddy, say nothing if I can take your TV!" It wont hold up in court, and yeah, that guy definitely has Aspergers syndrome. He will likely use that as an excuse as well, though it wont work. *cites wikipedia article*
 

Danny Ocean

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ZombieGenesis said:
I think he's more out to make money.
I don't think so. He clearly knows enough law to know that if it isn't written, it isn't recorded. If he wanted to win money he'd have kept written documents, not gone off on some brouhaha about videos. At least, if I wanted to try and make money out of this, I wouldn't be leaving things to chance like that.
 

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Andy Chalk said:
It's also far from Stebbins' only lawsuit; he's filed more than a dozen within the past year, including similar far-fetched attempts at contract arbitration and claims of hiring discrimination because of his Asperger's Syndrome.
No Mr. Stebbins, they're not discriminating against you because you have Asbergers, they're not hiring you because you're an asshole.

ProjectTrinity said:
*Reads all the comments*

...But if he wins...
If he wins he'll be a rich asshole.
 

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Thomas Guy said:
Andy Chalk said:
Xbox Owner Sues Microsoft for $500 Billion (Yes, Billion)

claims of hiring discrimination because of his Asperger's Syndrome.
Well that explains it right there. Aspergers - A medical term thrown around by those who act like dicks and don't care.
Now in all fairness some of us are diagnosed with Asperger's. I was at 13 and it hasen't hindered me in the slightest, it may because I have a high functioning form but still this gives him no reason to be an ass hat.
 

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My contract law is a little rusty, but if you already agreed to the terms of a written contract, you just can't make changes to it (that's before you click agree or sign your name) and mail it. You have to write up a whole addendum or even another contract effecting the first.

Now, it varies from state to state, but Microsoft might not have to respond to improper changes in the contract that a man already agreed to. Even if he wants to terminate.
 

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I hope Microsoft pay him the $500 Billion, but in Microsoft Points.

It would be so funny if they deposited 4 Quadrillion Microsoft Points, that's 40000000000000 non transferable Microsoft Points, into his account, then terminated his account as he requested.
If that happened, I would be suitably amused. Either 400,000,000,000,000 MS Points or 33,333,333,333 "copies" of Scott Pilgrim vs the World: The Game would be suitable recompense for this simple fellow.

I'd be interested to know how he came to the conclusion that the inaction on Microsofts part meant he was owed $500 billion?
 

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Hiring descrimination for his Aspergers Syndrome? WTF!? I have Aspergers Syndrome and so do a whole lot of other people! I think even Bill Gates had it! Holy shit there is so much conflict here.
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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All this guy did was give himself a very large attorney bill, and probably the MS court costs as well if it actually goes before a judge. No case in history would have that ridiculous amount attached to it (not even the big tobacco wins), and all a judge would do is laugh (and by laugh I mean smack his gavel) and rule in favor of MS.
 

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I like the point that is trying to be made, though it has no chance of being remotely successful. Corporations can play the system but individuals don't have that same luxury...even if they are legally in the right.

Imagine if you will, that this case is successful and leads to Microsoft shutting down its gaming console operations as a result. I'm curious what kind of backlash this man would get.
 

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amaranth_dru said:
All this guy did was give himself a very large attorney bill, and probably the MS court costs as well if it actually goes before a judge. No case in history would have that ridiculous amount attached to it (not even the big tobacco wins), and all a judge would do is laugh (and by laugh I mean smack his gavel) and rule in favor of MS.
yes but(as stated in earlier posts) that on how the legal system here in the US works others can claim the case to back up their own cases against companies changing the terms without actually telling you.
 

Simeon Ivanov

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Does Microsoft even have that much money? This guy is either crazy, or an asshole or a genius ... or all three!
 

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Danny Ocean said:
So he's changed the contract and used that to screw microsoft over.

If he wins, he gets $500bn.

But what if he loses? The USA has the same common-law, precedent-based legal system that we do. That means that if he loses, a precedent will be set against changing contracts unilaterally to screw signatories.

That means that a precedent will be set which forbids large companies from unilaterally changing contracts, including TOS agreements, and using that to screw their customers.

He's not really out to make money, he's out to change laws!

It's a win-win situation! Brilliant!
Oh hey, someone that actually gets the point rather than jumping to the conclusion "he's just trying to make money, no way it'll happen."

He's doing exactly what companies do to the consumer. He's turned the table and made it as ludicrous as possible to prove a point. Failure to respond != acceptance of new terms, no matter how reasonable/outrageous they are. If it takes some random jerk to make courts see that, then it'll hopefully prevent corporations like Microsoft from doing this to consumers anymore.
 

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Kinda sounds like a dick. Sorry, but I have no time for fools like this. Of course he won't win anything, no one will take this twat seriously.
Sure, but he isn't trying to be any greater a dick than MS or any other corporation that pulls this same exact BS on their consumers. That's like saying a rape victim is a dick if she tries raping her attacker right back. Most gamers are willing to bend over and take whatever crap the corporations are willing to give, I'm glad there's one who figured out how to give it right back. I'm sure he wont get what he's asking for but I hope he wins something.

And besides, what's $500Bil to MS?
Over five times what they own? Actually, thats a great example of an interesting Mathematical anomoly in humans that I've been writing about, which goes that the more distant the number from the person (in this case large sums of money) the less we can differentiate. Someone immediately would know the difference between £1 and £5, but less people acknowledge the difference between, say, a millionaire and billionaire, despite the fact that the poorest billionaire is a thousand times richer than the poorest millionaire. In this case, Microsoft own roughly $100 Billion in assets, and so suing them for five times that is pretty damn ridiculous.

Anyway, I digress. I agree that big corporations are arseholes, but I don't believe that an act is acceptable if it's done in revenge. Raping someone because you've been raped isn't right, nor is murder for murder sake. Remember, stuff like Sept 11th was based in revenge as well, but it doesn't make up for the massive losses of life on either side of that situation.