Yahtzee's Birthday

[CNKFan]

Happy birthday you Magnificent Stallion

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Why should I get someone I've never met a present?

 

[ExaltedK9]

We should bake him a cake.

Or knit him a quilt.

or we could all stop quoting him so excessively?

 

[UnwishedGunz]

I was looking at Yahtzee's Profile and It says his birth date is the 24th of May. (unless he lied about it)

That's in a few days.

Should we prepare something for him?

even if its not true and im not saying its not what are we gonna do cause it also says on him profile that he has not been on since somewhere in 2006 i dont know how and we sure as *bleep* cant bake him a birthday cake and send it by mail...

 

[Mr.Squishy]

If Yahtzee's reading this: Happy birthday, dude
As for the present idea, how about a week off? Like, with no review?
Just an idea
Alternatively, some tools/support for developing games?

 

[Strong Intelligent]

Give him an email filter to anyone who has ever set foot on The Escapist.

 

[FinalGamer]

What about a weighted companion cube filled with Branston Pickle?

 

[new_age_reject]

Yahtzee is born a day before Towel Day?

Towel Day?
Have I missed an epic day in history?

Can I get a debriefing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day

Towel Day is celebrated every May 25 as a tribute by fans of the late author Douglas Adams.[1] On this day, fans carry a towel with them to demonstrate their love for the books and the author. The commemoration was first held in 2001, two weeks after Adams' death on May 11, 2001.[2] The towel is a reference to Adams's popular science fiction comedy series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

It's a tribute to the most important tool in the universe: the towel!

That is actually the best tribute ever thought of.
I shall be marking that on my calendar.

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

Make him a veggiemite sandwich

We should bake him a cake.

the cake is a lie!!!

I FUCKING HATE YOU GODDAMN GO DIE

 

[DigitalSushi]

I say we say thanks and cheer two more years of Yahtzee! Unless he's been around longer than 2 years. Alternatively anyone who posts a comment on his most recent video should have a birthday hat affixed to his head.

To the Holiday Council!

FUCK YES

My teddy bear pic wants ... NO NO NEEDS a sweet hat.

 

[HE3ED]

[how about an email that says: "Press X to get older" ;-)

It would go straight to the virtual trash bin.

 

[Harbinger_]

Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.

I can't really think of anything, so I'm just gonna keep watching the vids. Might get a T-shirt one of these days, though.

Send him a JPRG

Something that doesn't just reinforce his prejudice, this time.

A fake mustache, preferably handlebar or Dick Dastardly-esque.

We either this or absolutely nothing.

Really though, does Yahtzee strike you as the kind of guy that wants to celebrate his birthday with us?

My thoughts exactly

 

[iJosh]

We should bake him a cake.

Or knit him a quilt.

or we could all stop quoting him so excessively?

Yes Please. I have had like 9 Messages just from the cakes.

Yes. I know. The first person who said the cake is a lie. Then another 7 people said it, adding that it was a portal quote and stuff.

 

[jboking]

Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.

I can't really think of anything, so I'm just gonna keep watching the vids. Might get a T-shirt one of these days, though.

Send him a JPRG

Something that doesn't just reinforce his prejudice, this time.

A fake mustache, preferably handlebar or Dick Dastardly-esque.

We either this or absolutely nothing.

Really though, does Yahtzee strike you as the kind of guy that wants to celebrate his birthday with us?

My thoughts exactly

It strikes me as sort of an office party. No one likes those.

 

[sneak_copter]

Let's just not get him anything. The dude has a job, looks, plays games for a living, has a great looking country to live in. The guy has it made. Let's just give him the nice gift of no hate mail.

I'm liking this idea most.

Cmonn.. just a little bit of hate mail... *prod* ...Please .... Hating things is all I have.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

HE MUST REVIEW HIS BIRTHDAY!

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

We should bake him a cake.

the cake is a lie!!!

Typical.

 

[Pimppeter2]

We should give him the gift of you stopping making threads.

Ouch

 

[LowFatLoki]

I say we get him a dead sonic!

 

[roastbeefy]

Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.

I can't really think of anything, so I'm just gonna keep watching the vids. Might get a T-shirt one of these days, though.

Send him a JPRG

Something that doesn't just reinforce his prejudice, this time.

Then I'd suggest something among the best of the best, like Chrono Trigger or Final Fantasy 4.

get him a jar of branston pickle

I seriously want to try this stuff, and maybe we could give him another copy of No More Heroes covered in Branston Pickle, and if the universe doesn't end, he could see just how great it is, even though it would probably just ruin the disc.