Yahtzee's Birthday

[HE3ED]

[how about an email that says: "Press X to get older" ;-)

It would go straight to the virtual trash bin.

 

[Harbinger_]

Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.

I can't really think of anything, so I'm just gonna keep watching the vids. Might get a T-shirt one of these days, though.

Send him a JPRG

Something that doesn't just reinforce his prejudice, this time.

A fake mustache, preferably handlebar or Dick Dastardly-esque.

We either this or absolutely nothing.

Really though, does Yahtzee strike you as the kind of guy that wants to celebrate his birthday with us?

My thoughts exactly

 

[iJosh]

We should bake him a cake.

Or knit him a quilt.

or we could all stop quoting him so excessively?

Yes Please. I have had like 9 Messages just from the cakes.

Yes. I know. The first person who said the cake is a lie. Then another 7 people said it, adding that it was a portal quote and stuff.

 

[jboking]

Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.

I can't really think of anything, so I'm just gonna keep watching the vids. Might get a T-shirt one of these days, though.

Send him a JPRG

Something that doesn't just reinforce his prejudice, this time.

A fake mustache, preferably handlebar or Dick Dastardly-esque.

We either this or absolutely nothing.

Really though, does Yahtzee strike you as the kind of guy that wants to celebrate his birthday with us?

My thoughts exactly

It strikes me as sort of an office party. No one likes those.

 

[sneak_copter]

Let's just not get him anything. The dude has a job, looks, plays games for a living, has a great looking country to live in. The guy has it made. Let's just give him the nice gift of no hate mail.

I'm liking this idea most.

Cmonn.. just a little bit of hate mail... *prod* ...Please .... Hating things is all I have.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

HE MUST REVIEW HIS BIRTHDAY!

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

We should bake him a cake.

the cake is a lie!!!

Typical.

 

[Pimppeter2]

We should give him the gift of you stopping making threads.

Ouch

 

[LowFatLoki]

I say we get him a dead sonic!

 

[roastbeefy]

Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.

I can't really think of anything, so I'm just gonna keep watching the vids. Might get a T-shirt one of these days, though.

Send him a JPRG

Something that doesn't just reinforce his prejudice, this time.

Then I'd suggest something among the best of the best, like Chrono Trigger or Final Fantasy 4.

get him a jar of branston pickle

I seriously want to try this stuff, and maybe we could give him another copy of No More Heroes covered in Branston Pickle, and if the universe doesn't end, he could see just how great it is, even though it would probably just ruin the disc.

 

[Dastardos]

We could crucify him?

 

[the protaginist]

I got it! we all play 7DaS and watch the easter egg!

 

[szs0061]

hey maybe we should do nothing unless its your birthday too(like me yaaaaaa)

 

[L_Lawliet]

How about we leave him alone and let him celebrate his birthday with the people that he truly cares about as opposed to continually harassing him like a bunch of crazed fangirls?

 

[Mykonos]

Sandpaper
Empty Diet 7up cans
A Tesla coil
Ryobi Hammer Drills
A Dining room plate set
35 Route 44 drinks from Sonic (With Lemon)
A Heating Pad
The Game Gear
A Cage to house Flying Squirrles
Season 5 of DBZ
A Multi-outlet
Bayer
7 Avocados
Hello Kitty Makeup accessories
A $4.50 gift card to JCPenny
and A Kitten.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Let him review a game that he finds utterly perfect.

Silent Hill 2, Portal

 

[VeX1le]

We should bake him a cake.

the cake is a lie!!!

nope the cake is a pie!!! (cheesecake thread had to be there)

 

[dantheman931]

I got it! we all play 7DaS and watch the easter egg!

Hey, that was my idea.

How about we leave him alone and let him celebrate his birthday with the people that he truly cares about as opposed to continually harassing him like a bunch of crazed fangirls?

Let us examine the concept of a "joke," my friend. Of course no one's gonna do any of this stuff; I don't think anyone here wants to get arrested for stalking the guy. 'Tis only a joke.