"Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"

[Samuel Cook]

I got that a few weeks ago at a gig. I was just standing there, waiting for the support band to finish, and someone started pinching my arse..

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

Frankly, I've gotten so lonely that by this point I'd revel in a random girl touching me. But unfortunately my physical appearance makes that possibility very unlikely.

 

[bubba145]

never happened to me but i would have pulled out a magnum and told him to back off.

 

[Jark212]

At Rockstar's Mayhem concert in San Bernardino there were Neo-Nazis walking around with giant swastika tattooed on there chests like Edward Norton American History X, and Gang members carrying there colors, but they seemed to ignore each other...

 

[Worgen]

this is why you should carry a knife at all times in situations like that, you probably wont need it but its a good way of saying "hands fucken off"

 

[Sleekgiant]

I was at a bar waiting for my dad to finish playing music when some 80 year old guy who was absolutely smashed decided to slow dance with me *shudders*

I had to since he was friends with my grandparents

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

I've been groped a tad during a concert. I didn't mind, but then again anyone who knows me... Yeah... Depends on how far it goes. Don't molest me, but the odd fooling about and fliritng in a crowd can be fun. I've actually had my hand accidentally brush up against one girl's ass, and she just turned around and said "You're doing it wrong" so we ended up fooling around a bit. Never got out of hand and no skin came into contact with skin, but meh

 

[Rensenhito]

My girlfriend nearly passed out at a concert once. It was in this really small, crowded room at a local venue, and she hadn't had enough water, so... yeah.
My stories always seem REALLY tame compared to what other people go through.

 

[TheTim]

if that guy made me touch his crotch i would've broken his jaw.

 

[ThreeWords]

Yeah.
That's happened to me a concerts before.
I had to put my foot down.
Turned around and asked as politely as possible...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
...give a double squeeze please.

My hair's long so girls can touch it.

If a chick's paws are on me, I dig it.

You can be left alone for eternity once you're dead.

I don'y mean to be shallow, but I agree with this. I know it's a male stereotype, but unless I have prior loyalty or some other good reason, I will welcome this sort of thing

 

[Disaster Button]

Frankly, I've gotten so lonely that by this point I'd revel in a random girl touching me. But unfortunately my physical appearance makes that possibility very unlikely.

I don't even know why I was being groped. My hair was probably a mess, and I'm ugly at best. But then she was drunk..

 

[Julianking93]

I go to concerts all the time and not had anything like that happen to me before other than one time when I saw Radiohead and this girl next to me kept rubbing up against me and grabbing my hands while placing them around her waist.

I reeeeaaaaaallllllyyyy enjoyed that concert.

 

[Luke5515]

I was crowd surfing once and I got punched in the kidney and had my ass grabbed. Two seprate people, but same event.

 

[Kasawd]

I was in a mosh pit at a punk concert. I had lost my shirt after ripping it off whilst on my friends shoulders, headbanging(I love concerts). Anyway, I had to take a rest in the lumberjack circle after a particularly awesome bout and I realised that someone was touching me. I turn around to see a couple of what you might call scene girls giggling and smiling at me. I noticed the pit was starting to flare up again so I pretended to flirt with them long enough to "Playfully" hold their hands...

And bullwhip them into the mosh pit.

 

[Flamezdudes]

You guys are getting me scared of going to my first concert in September. I'm gonna have to prepare myself now...

 

[Cyanin]

At gigs i've never had a problem, though i've only been to 3 and am a 6'3" male. =P So not exactly the most approachable guy at a gig, worst thing that happened was being tossed into a mosh pit where most of the guys were shirtless and drunk, but..

When i had short hair. But when i grew my hair into an afro, a la:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs167.snc1/6255_1150993346012_1562970303_30537391_1951627_n.jpg

People stroke, pull, gasp, scream and laugh with as much freedom as they want. It's painful, but fun how you can instantly size someone up by how they react to your hair. =P

 

[sageoftruth]

I've never been good at standing up for myself. Standing up for others is a different story. At a concert, there were some guys in Tapout shirts pulling the hair of a friend standing next to me. He was the shy sort and didn't do anything. Eventually I got sick of their behavior and their "let's have fun at his expense" expression and slapped the offender's hand away and told him to "knock it off". Naturally, they decided to make me their target then. One of them got up behind me, so close that his shoulders were pressing against mine. Considering the Tapout shirt, I assumed he was trying to start a fight, so I didn't try anything openly aggressive. Then I got an idea and intentionally fell backwards. His attempt to keep from falling kept me from falling, but he flew backwards into the wall behind us and fell on his bottom. I turned around and went "Oh! Sorry about that," with a sincerely polite expression and they decided to leave us alone.

 

[Disaster Button]

never happened to me but i would have pulled out a magnum and told him to back off.

I can see why

Spoiler

Terrifying.

 

[Calderon0311]

Choose your concerts and locations wisely. Most rock concerts I attend are usually standing room only pits, so the sweet spot to be at is just a layer away from the mosh pits, where I can bounce around, but not get beat up.

In your case, getting a bit closer to the edges of the sea of people might be better since there's more room, and less "Oh-hai-I-just-accidently-grinded-my-body-against-yours".