Yo mommas so?

[Oskar K]

This post is just for shits n giggles

What is the best "yo mommas so" line?

 

[Fusoiya]

Yo momma is so ugly, that when she joins an ugly contest, they say "Sorry no professionals!"

Or google yo momma and there ya go ^^

 

[Marter]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more folds than an origami accordion.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Spoiler: Yes, it's a picture, but I find the joke loses something without it.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

Yo momma's so stupid she jumped out the first floor window and landed on the roof.

 

[Palademon]

Yo momma's so old her hobby is evolving.
She's so stupid the last time she heard "pi r squared" was when she used the wrong baking tray.
She's also so stupid that when she worked at an M&M's factory, she alphabetised them and threw away all the Ws.
She's so fat the last time she stood on the weight scales it said her phone number and told her to move her vehicle.

EDIT: Yo mamma's so stupid she can create you and it's still an improvement on the last generation


...Sorry, I couldn't choose.

 

[TheStickman]

Your mother is so ugly that she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. *Boos are heard* What?! I did my best!

 

[Cheesebob]

Yo momma's so hairy, she got afros on her nipples!

Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the table, she sits AROUND the table

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "One at a time"

 

[Wardnath]

Yo momma's so fat that NASA thought she was an alien.

amidoinitrite?

 

[child of lileth]

Spoiler: Yes, it's a picture, but I find the joke loses something without it.

That pretty much won the world for today.

 

[Enigmers]

Yo mommaship so fat, she cloaks your main AND your natural!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Yo momma's so punctual, she showed up early for her own funeral.

 

[Snarky Username]

Your mother is so fat she's going to develop heart disease and die!

Good one, amirite?

 

[nick n stuff]

yo momma's so fat that her blood type is ragu

 

[rokkolpo]

nice! she baked me cookies.

 

[Jonluw]

Spoiler: Yes, it's a picture, but I find the joke loses something without it.

So, yo momma's a black hole?

Edit: On topic:

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Yo Mamma so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead to try and make up her mind!

 

[Kpt._Rob]

It's kind of hard to beat the classics like :

"Your momma's so fat she's got her own area code."