Yoda Speak Fail

[Paragon Fury]

By now, almost all of us are familiar with the way Yoda speaks. If not, I suggest you go get a replacement childhood.

While his manner of speech may be kind of funny and interesting, I realized something - it just wouldn't be effective sometimes.

So what are some phrases that norally would work, but when done in Yoda-speak, lose their impact?



One I thought of was "Fire. Set you on it, I will."





Remember, clean, keep it.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Dine in hell tonight we shall.

 

[Vrex360]

Fire, with it kill.

That sentance would be messed up.

 

[Worgen]

good this smack is, horny it makes me

 

[rockingnic]

"Sparta, for!"

 

[hittite]

"Look up and shout "save us", all the prostitutes and polititians will. And look down and whisper "no" I will."

 

[Dark Knifer]

Mario, is I.

 

[geldonyetich]

Positive, I'm sorry to report the test was

 

[starwarsgeek]

"Happy for you, I am, Tom Kane, and let you finish I will. But, one of the greatest voice actors of all time, Frank Oz is. Of all time!"

Had to be done. FYI, Tom Kane voices Yoda in the Clone Wars and Frank Oz voices him in the movie

 

[Wildrow12]

"Look up and shout "save us", all the prostitutes and polititians will. And look down and whisper "no" I will."

Brilliant.

"Afraid of me, the city is. It's true face I have seen."

 

[masher]

Trap, it's a, lookout.

 

[gRiM_rEaPeRsco]

Fries with that would you like?

 

[hittite]

Fries with that would you like?

/thread

 

[yankeefan19]

Sparta, this is.

 

[madcap2112]

"Be back, I will."

 

[orangeapples]

Try, there is not. Do, only.

 

[oppp7]

Kindly, would you?
Appeared, a wild Mawile did.
Barrel roll, do a.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Buying is who.....Sells peace

wonder if anyone will get this

 

[Manhattan2112]

Over, loud and clear I hear you roger.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Try, there is not. Do, only.

This made me laugh, but what quote is it supposed to be?! Rofl, it's so riddiculous.