You Are A Ninja.

[signingupforgames]

You're sent to kill/obtain someone/something. There's a problem though. It's sent on an extremely small peninsula. Search lights are trained on that one thin stretch of land going to the skyscraper he/she/it is hiding/housed in. The water route has electric fences and a thirty combination lock. Piranha prowl the area on both sides of the fence. Snipers are seated on top of the roof with bullets designed to pierce through the water. Thousands of guards prowl each floor. It's going to be tough. But your enemies have a big problem. You. Because you are a ninja.

Edit: There's a time limit. You have two days.

Describe how you'd break in to this building.

 

[TheTaco007]

I'd just do it, and not get caught. Cause I'm a fucking ninja.

 

[TimeLord]

I would use my ninja skills to ninja'ly break into said building

Ninja style

[sup]With a TARDIS...[/sup]

 

[Harlemura]

Run down the stretch with the searchlights on it as fast as I can and hope for the best. If I make it in, keep running until I get to said objective.
To escape, same plan in reverse.

I wouldn't be a very good ninja.

 

[AngryMongoose]

Nuclear bomb.

Fuck ninjas, nukes solve everything.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Yeah......I'm gonna go with threatening a Head of State that has Access to Nuclear weapons to burn that entire complex to the ground. [sub]I chose assassination just so you'd know[/sub] Why would he do so, when he knows that it would likely create an International Incident?

Because I'm a Fucking Ninja.

Oh God......This is truly Ironic. You there! Yeah You fucking NINJA. YOU NINJA'D ME.

I go Chemical weapons now. Same Method on how to get it.

 

[JRCB]

Air drop onto the building, sneak in, kill the guy, sneak out. Then have the building explode as I do a walk off, for no reason whatsoever.

 

[TheTaco007]

Oh God......This is truly Ironic. You there! Yeah You fucking NINJA. YOU NINJA'D ME.

I was waiting for this to happen...

 

[cyce3]

Get employed as one of said guards then kill all the other guards and just walk out. thats for the obtaining something. For the assassination they'll probably have just the one water pipe to the mainland and i'd poison it. (if they had more i'd poison them all!)

 

[Shemming]

No one would know how i got in the building as i did it so ninja'ly the only way to tell would be a note saying 'you've been ninja'd' left at the locatuion of the target.

 

[Brandon237]

I am unable to describe this for various reasons... And who told you about my plan, I have to go... Negotiate with them.

 

[ShadowKatt]

You really want an answer to this problem? Okay, first off, I actually HAVE experience doing this kind of thing. Not to this extreme, but B&E, Oh yeah. So, here we go. We're taking the water route.

Piranah are no problem. Contrary to popular belief, they're scavangers, not predators. Unless something is wounded and bleeding, they're not going to bother it. The electric fence isn't going to be a danger, since it's in the water, which means it's utterly shorted as soon as it was turned on(and I know it's in the water because you said the fish are on both sides). Even if it was on a wall above the water though, using a thrown cable or rope I could short it against the water. Fence is done. THe lock is a lock, locks can be subverted or destroyed, my choice at the moment. Snipers aren't that big a deal. Underwater using a snorkel I'm practically invisable. Even if they did see me though, the water would alter the trajectories of the bullets or destroy them within the first foot or so, so they aren't a threat. After I approach the building, rather than mess with the guards, I'm going to scale the side of it until I reach the floor I need. Then I'll use gas bombs(smoke or nerve, preferably nerve) to clear out any guards. Grab the package, dive into the water and return.

Edit: Oh, and for reference, a list of necessary equipment.
Climbing spikes(Hands)
Climbing spikes(Feet)
Bolo/Quantity 1-3/3 ft. length/metal weighted ends
Explosive gas bombs/powdered incindiary neurotoxin
Throwing stars
Caltrops
Snorkel
Plastic Bag(for package)

 

[Darth Caelum]

Oh God......This is truly Ironic. You there! Yeah You fucking NINJA. YOU NINJA'D ME.

I was waiting for this to happen...

I'm torn between Laughter and Anger. Whichever it is, I can now proudly say that when I got ninja'd, the Topic's Title took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[sunburst]

Do what you want cause a ninja's unseen. You are a ninja.

I'd jump out of a plane/helicopter several miles away and glide onto the roof with a wingsuit. I would land perfectly without needing a parachute because I am a fucking ninja. After killing all of the snipers ninja-style, I would go into the building and complete my objective before returning to the roof. I would then glide gently to the ground and ninja run away to report my success.

 

[Jedoro]

Seeing as how ninjas aren't bound by the laws of physics, I would tell light to pass through me, thus rendering me invisible. As for any boundaries, I'd make the walls let me run through them. I'd stroll right in to my objective, kill the person or take the object, and waltz right out.

 

[Trivun]

Nuclear bomb.

Fuck ninjas, nukes solve everything.

Dammit, you truly are a ninja! I was going to say that!

In the event that what I'm after isn't meant to be destroyed or killed, then I'd gain blueprints and plans and everything of the entire facility. Find out the exact patrol routes of every single guard and the fields of fire for every single sniper. Then I could use that to work out a perfect plan, and then use that plan and exceptionally careful timing to complete my mission.

Of course, if Dr. Halsey was around, and I had MJOLNIR armour, it would be a much easier job...

 

[dragonslayer32]

dig my way into the basement and climb through the air vent system, simple.

 

[[guys_its_ok]]

1:leave for peninsula.
2:???
3ROFIT!!!

 

[Dr Ampersand]

As a ninja I'd run on the water quickly and jump over the fenceand continue running. Once near the skyscraper I'd run all the way to the top by running vertically up the wall defying gravity.

Once near the top of the skyscraper I'd jump up so I'm above it by a few feet (allowing my sword to glint in the moon light oh-so-stylishly) before unsheathing my sword (obvious joke is obvious) and slicing through the entire scyscraper as I fall to the ground. As a ninja I'll have timed this so the person I want to kill/ thing I want to get, will die/be within an arm's length as I descend down the skyscraper as I slice it cleanly in half.

Once I've done my job and sliced the building in half the two halves will fall onto the searchlights thus eliminating all of the opposition in a true over the top ninja fashion.