You Are A Ninja.

[Count Igor]

Dude. I'm a ninja, do I have to explain how I'd do it, if I just can?
The ninja's list of profit.
1:Be a ninja
2rofit.

WE DON'T NEED NO MIDDLE STEP. WE'RE GODDAMN NINJA'S.

 

[duchaked]

I see the title and I'm like: "Yes? what about it?" haha

it is really quite simple, for as I am a ninja...

no man, beast, or element can detect me (pick any route)

 

[Jackalb]

I'm already there, man.

 

[Summerstorm]

Too easy:

Magical Ninja: i just go in through the SHADOW-WORLD

Cool Ninja: I get airdropped and glide with a nightglider on the roof and use the mysteriously big enough air ducts.

Battle-Ninja: I just kill my way up there, dodging EVERYTHING.

 

[KlausH]

Easy: I would get a bazooka and blow the f*** up everything. F*** ninjas. F***

 

[kickyourass]

Ok what I'd do is hide in the back of a supply vehicle, once inside kill a guard or other employee, steal his uniform and make my way to the objective.
Or if I'm discovered, kill everyone who tries to stop me in a huge Matrix meets Devil May Cry meets Ninja Gaiden 2 style fight scene.

 

[Count Igor]

I go away and become a pirate and get a pirate fleet to sort it out because pirates are fucking awesome.

Get that fleet. Train them to be ninja's. Get them bitten by zombies. Turn them into cyborgs. Inject them with alien blood.

Dude, who'd mess with a [HEADING=1]Pirate Zombie Robot Alien Ninja[/HEADING]. No-one. That's who.

 

[firedfns13]

You're sent to kill/obtain someone/something. There's a problem though. It's sent on an extremely small peninsula. Search lights are trained on that one thin stretch of land going to the skyscraper he/she/it is hiding/housed in. The water route has electric fences and a thirty combination lock. Piranha prowl the area on both sides of the fence. Snipers are seated on top of the roof with bullets designed to pierce through the water. Thousands of guards prowl each floor. It's going to be tough. But your enemies have a big problem. You. Because you are a ninja.

Describe how you'd break in to this building.

Ninja star the search lights from the air, ninja-glider fly and use scorpion's grappling hook to pull his ass out, kill him, and feed his body to the piranha.

 

[Gigaguy64]

I disguise myself as a Piranha and then as Light so i can sneak past the Search Lights.

Once im in the Building i disguise myself as the Air, and then get breathed in by my target and kill him from the inside.

Its simple Ninja Disguise techniques really.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

The Naruto way: Spam Shadow clones and beat but NOT kill anyone. I convince the bad guy that he wrong ways, making him a good guy.

Hitman 47 way: Avoid everyone and make the death an accident.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I go away and become a pirate and get a pirate fleet to sort it out because pirates are fucking awesome.

Get that fleet. Train them to be ninja's. Get them bitten by zombies. Turn them into cyborgs. Inject them with alien blood.

Dude, who'd mess with a [HEADING=1]Pirate Zombie Robot Alien Ninja[/HEADING]. No-one. That's who.

Why would you pollute pirates?

 

[Blueruler182]

I sneak. I'm a furking ninja.

 

[teutonicman]

Arrange for some kind of explosion on one side of the base. Then air drop into the base from the other side. To escape, this.....

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Lust]

Find a submarine and sink that damn place. They have snipers, why can't I have some technology? I'm a ninja.

 

[standokan]

i got infinite respawn so i'll just kill them, one by one...slow and painful hehehe

 

[ProtoChimp]

Err... uh... Fuck it. Seppuku.

 

[Ithera]

Id sneak in the front and get shot. Ninjas are overrated. Better to get a decent team together and nab him/her while in transit to another locale.

 

[Sky Captanio]

I'd move this thread to the forum games.

Actual answer: Tell them you're there to fix the computers. It worked for Agent Thorton!

 

[rokkolpo]

Run down the stretch with the searchlights on it as fast as I can and hope for the best. If I make it in, keep running until I get to said objective.
To escape, same plan in reverse.

I wouldn't be a very good ninja.

you'd be a Nigerian ninja. their motto: Running is the answer!