You are a Pirate, Whats your ship called?

[staika]

I'd call it the "Holy shit it's that ship" so when I go to raid all the nice plump passenger ships one of the dock hands will scream out "Holy shit its holy shit its that ship" that and whenever the captain tries to sound serious "I can't believe I'm seeing the holy shit its that ship with my own eyes"

now no one can sound serious when talking about my ship, its the perfect ship name.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

The Little Pony

FEAR OUR BRIGHT COLORED FLAG.

The ship is a light brown wood.

 

[Paddy3115]

The raging wench

 

[krseyffert]

I would simply name my ship Exhibition.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

YAR! So many comments makes me scurvy heart proud. I am Mr. Morgan Smee and our ship be The Sea Wolf. Cap'nd by our James Hawkins and I be the Quartermaster of the Sea Wolf Crew. We bring pirateitude to the mid and southern California conventions. Send me messages if ye want to know more about us.

 

[Inkidu]

The Vagrant Queen or the Eidolon

 

[Spookimitsu]

fucking great topic. But I would have 3 ships.

Spoiler: 1st ship would be the dark blueish grey ship-of-the-line named "Widow"s Lament". 144 guns to her, it would literally cause other seafarers to sh*t a brick. (may have to "modernize" her armament first) Her flag, a simple dark red standard, tattered, faded to black at it"s bottom border

Spoiler: and she would be manned by these guys

Spoiler: The second, of course, would be the Galleon. Any scurvy dog worth his salt should have one. Named the Saint"s Parade, She would have 64 guns, be brightly couloured and ornamented to hopefully fool most merchant vessels into thinking that I wasn"t a scalliwag. Her flag would be something nice and cheery, and it would probably change often to keep up the disguise.

Spoiler: and she would appear to be manned by these guys

Spoiler: but actually in their heart those guys would really just be some more of these guys

Spoiler: The Third ship would be the nuclear powered HMS Astute, I would name her ironically "The Destiny Manifest". Doesn"t rightly matter who mans it, you"ll never see her comin.

 

[Spookimitsu]

The Cooked Pork Belly Strips.
The jolly roger would be bacon.
The ship would be made out of bacon too. And so are the ammunitions and the men. I, of course, will not be made out of said material because it'll be too silly if I were to be a bacon-man. Instead, I shall be made out of beef jerky.

I'm not gonna lie, the best answer thus far

 

[Evil Top Hat]

"We are so much cooler than ninjas"

 

[forestwalker]

murmaider

 

[Whodat]

The WNBC, Wyoming Neutral Bouyancy Control or White Nincompoops Being Cunts, either one.

 

[RanD00M]

The Cock'n'Balls. Only men will sail on it, naked men. And there will only be served meat on board. We will steal from the wealthy by jumping aboard theirs ships and starting massive orgies, most of them will flee, some might join, it's a win-win.

 

[mionic]

fire weaver
the typical jolly-roger but with a maniacal smile, a bandanna and daggers(instead of crossbones)

 

[ImperialSunlight]

The Primieval Orb (Its a spaceship)
My flag is just a purple flag with nothing on it.

 

[El Poncho]

The Emerald Serpent.

Shiny rock? Check.

Creature seen as evil? Check.

 

[LiquidGrape]

The Pearl Diver.

That is all.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

My ship? The Nightmare's Maw. She's shaped like a mighty eel and sails near-silent; she specialises in ramming enemy ships, the prow carving through them mercilessly like he jaws of a shark. She looks like a derelict, but she is strong and fast like the wind.

My colours? A white flag with a huge handprint, painted in the blood of those crew that died in her service. The ship needs feeding, and those loyal to her provide sustenance.

 

[Weskerbot3000]

the S.S. chicken mcnuggets and a large drink

 

[Hawk of Battle]

The Talon.

And it would be a spaceship.

 

[YamadaJisho]

My name is John Phillips. That is my real name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Phillips_(pirate)