I'm not gonna lie, the best answer thus farButterFunky said:The Cooked Pork Belly Strips.
The jolly roger would be bacon.
The ship would be made out of bacon too. And so are the ammunitions and the men. I, of course, will not be made out of said material because it'll be too silly if I were to be a bacon-man. Instead, I shall be made out of beef jerky.