You are a Trader in a RPG.What do you sell?

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Apocalypse Tank

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I am the trader who dosen't actually sell anything. That's right, I am just there, my shop all up in your face. I am almost non-interactive and have a few lines of funny dialogue while everyone else is having the time of their life buying all my shit.

YEAH, DEAL WITH IT
 

droid

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Just finished Alpha Protocol, so I will say tranquilizer rounds, maybe even for non-pistol weapons. And I would sell more than 30 at a time. It bothered me when I upgraded my ammo capacity with XP and equipment but couldn't buy any more between missions.
 

Sieggy

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Something like Excalipoor, exorbitant, but people will still buy it for the sake of getting 100% item list.
 

droid

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thatguy1 said:
DenSomKastade said:
Grenades which looks like pokéballs and pokéballs
XD
This made my day, probably one of the best replies of all time.

Me? I'd have my Items-that-seem-worthless-at-the-time-until-you-need-them-for-a-quest Shop.
Ah yes, and whenever the hero mentions that he is looking for an item for his current quest, you will increase the price tenfold :)
 

SimuLord

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Bobby pins, Stealth Boys, Recon Armor, copies of Locksmith's Reader and ¡La Fantoma!, silenced guns and silencer mods for the guns you already have. Basically the thief's toolbox in the Mojave. I also sell Purified Water, Barrel Cactus Fruit, Brahmin Steak, Pinyon Nuts, and copies of Lad's Life for those times that you've got to get away and lie low in the wasteland for awhile to let the hostiles reset. A Desert Salad or two and something to drink can do wonders to stave off trouble away from civilization.
 
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Sporks of all shapes and sizes. Nuclear sporks, sporks with laser target assist, even sporks with a heart of gold despite a mysterious tragic past. Sporks!
 

Austin Howe

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I wouldn;t sell, I would synthesize. The overhead would be much cheaper. You want something made? You pay for parts AND labor. Plus, just me, so I set my salary, AND I'm guaranteed to make the best stuff in the game, depending on the rewards for side-questing. Plus, maybe I'd get the chance to strike up a conversation with Zidane Tribal. That dude is cool. . .
 

tseroff

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I would roam about the land, selling cabbages. My cart keeps getting smashed though.
 

Nostalgia Ripoff

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I would sell the best weapons/items/apparel in the game, but everything is one coin more than you have. Every time. Even when you get another dollar, I raise the price. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHA! Ha. Ha... It's not that funny.
 

LogicNProportion

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1. Sell whatever what was most valuable to you...

2. Shoot you in the back of the head once you begin to walk away...

3. Find new patsy...

4. Continue indefinitely...

5. ???

6. PROFIT!!!!!


This is from Reaver's Guide to Smart Business.
 

IronStorm9

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Weapons that use live animals as ammo. "Seriously! Try my Rabid Weasel Cannon (Only 100gp plus Shipping and Handling) and you'll wonder why you ever used metal bullets that didn't maul your enemies to death!"