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[Froggy Slayer]

You have just discovered that you are completely invulnerable to all damage; what do you do with these newfound powers?

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

 

[Evil Smurf]

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I would go about my life as normal. Because I don't plan on getting shot anyway.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

Then subsequently become the victim of a witch hunt.

Haha, let them try. I'd keep a bomb in my arse in case I ever got captured.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Question: Does this mean I don't feel pain, or does it mean I just can't be damaged whilst still feeling pain. If I don't feel pain then I'll probably join some sort of army/bomb disposal unit.

 

[DoPo]

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

Then subsequently become the victim of a witch hunt.

Haha, let them try. I'd keep a bomb in my arse in case I ever got captured.

Oh noez... Hard-man is bad enough, for you'd constantly be made fun of, however the bomb in the ass will bring you new levels of shame.

"Ooh, he's making me hard, man."
"Oh yeah? I heard when he has explosive diarrhoea he means it."

And so on.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

Then subsequently become the victim of a witch hunt.

Haha, let them try. I'd keep a bomb in my arse in case I ever got captured.

Oh noez... Hard-man is bad enough, for you'd constantly be made fun of, however the bomb in the ass will bring you new levels of shame.

"Ooh, he's making me hard, man."
"Oh yeah? I heard when he has explosive diarrhoea he means it."

And so on.

I'm sorry, but can you think of a better name for an invincible super hero than Hard-Man?

And for all you know, the explosive diarrhoea could give me flight to, depending on the force of the bomb.

 

[yuval152]

Beat up randoms, and then rule the world.

 

[repeating integers]

I start to jump off cliffs for fun.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Question: Does this mean I don't feel pain, or does it mean I just can't be damaged whilst still feeling pain. If I don't feel pain then I'll probably join some sort of army/bomb disposal unit.

You feel no pain. You are totally damage proof.

 

[lRookiel]

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

 

[Corax_1990]

Enter as many Russian roulette games as I can find. Charge $50 for people to hit me with a bat. Become a mercenary. Y'know, the usual stuff.

 

[DoPo]

I'm sorry, but can you think of a better name for an invincible super hero than Hard-Man?

Well, how about Pincushion or Fragile-man or something? They can try to hurt you, but you'd be the one doing the mocking. "Seriously, you can't even hurt me? How pathetic is that?"

And for all you know, the explosive diarrhoea could give me flight to, depending on the force of the bomb.

Well, yes, you could but people will just make fun of you is what I'm saying. I'd rather have my dignity and a superpower, rather than a superpower and tons of humiliation.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Iunno, punch some people in the face? I haven't given this much thought...

 

[StormShaun]

It seems like vigilantes are more in these days. So I would just go and beat up bad guys and save good people and such. Except I won't be a superhero since it ain't much of a power. Of course masked and etc.

Still I would prefer wings and lightning control as well. xD

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Question: Does this mean I don't feel pain, or does it mean I just can't be damaged whilst still feeling pain. If I don't feel pain then I'll probably join some sort of army/bomb disposal unit.

You feel no pain. You are totally damage proof.

Damage proof... Does that mean I'm immune to poison? Does it mean I will never catch the flu? Need some detail here.

You cannot be harmed in any way, shape or form.

 

[StormShaun]

You know, I just considered an issue. What if they shot you in the face? Sure you face will survive, but your mask may not.

Darn, I forgot about that. Might save up for a metal bulletproof mask before I get to the level where they pull guns out on me. Or would I have to smack them so they would forget me? xD

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Invite everyone I don't like for a game of Russian Roulette.

...

What?

 

[DugMachine]

Touch ALL the breasts in the world. Rob a bank, sky dive without a parachute, run through a warzone, get hit by a train and go all hancock on that *****, pick fights with douches (becoming a douche yourself), ride motorcycles at breakneck speeds without a helmet and run into shit to launch yourself.

 

[Cowabungaa]

No damage or pain whatsoever?

Hell yeah.

Other than that I can just do everything I want without the safety procedures. Skydiving, bungee jumping, you name it. Though all those things just become "dropping yourself from a great height" at that point.

Oh and if all damage counts I'd spend some time in outer space. Like literally, of course. Just float around in zero-G.

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.