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[Goofguy]

I'd go out in the street and pick a fight. That's right, with my newfound powers I become an asshole and scourge upon mankind.

 

[krazykidd]

I'll Join fightclubs . Or do some streetfighting for money . I'm guessing i can't die regardless of circumsrance right?

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I would pick fights with random strangers, just so that I could laugh at them.

 

[Mr F.]

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

THIS.

10,000 TIMES THIS.

I would go around the world on a "Punching Dicks in the Dick" mission and turn it into a travel book. With the money from the travel book, I would procede to punch more dicks in the dick until I am eventually immortalized as a legend used to scare small children "Timmy, dont be a dick, or the Dick puncher will come and punch you in the dick" and/or a world leader.

*sits back and thinks about kicking the shit out of Britains greatest enemy since Hitler shot himself.*

 

[AngloDoom]

Headbutt a rhinocerous, swim in lava, parachute without the 'chute, start a fight with a professional boxer on live TV, and break a samurai sword over my penis following the match. If a single person stands up to challenge you, despite seeing all the above, give them a crown and declare them King/Queen of the galaxy.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I think I'd put on a costume and cape and fight crime! I mean what could possibly go wrong?

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20070222.gif

 

[Fijiman]

First thing on my list, play with all of the power tools! Second thing...

Charge $50 for people to hit me with a bat.

Probably something like this.

 

[Nietz]

I'd get my hands on the smallest nuclear explosive there is. Getting it wouldn't be too much of a problem if I'm immortal... Well, it would be hard even with those power. But anyways, I'd get my nuclear bomb and just cart it around everywhere I go. I'd bring a hammer or something and always have it close at hand. So whenever someone gets on my nerves, I could just give them a meaningful look and then start grabbing after my hammer. Should sort most of my annoyances out.

 

[Stephen Wo]

Well, no damage means that your body won't decay, which means that you will age to the peak of your physical prowess, and then stay at that age. But, you won't have those pesky "my mind is getting older" problems. So, I guess I would become a mercenary or globetrotter of some sort.

 

[Jadak]

Question: Does this mean I don't feel pain, or does it mean I just can't be damaged whilst still feeling pain. If I don't feel pain then I'll probably join some sort of army/bomb disposal unit.

Pain is a result of your body being damaged, if there was no damage, no reason there would be any pain.

 

[Jadak]

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Other than you know, have you arrested and throw you in jail, the usual response. Not being able to be injured won't prevent you being restrained.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I'm sorry, but can you think of a better name for an invincible super hero than Hard-Man?

Well, how about Pincushion or Fragile-man or something? They can try to hurt you, but you'd be the one doing the mocking. "Seriously, you can't even hurt me? How pathetic is that?"

And for all you know, the explosive diarrhoea could give me flight to, depending on the force of the bomb.

Well, yes, you could but people will just make fun of you is what I'm saying. I'd rather have my dignity and a superpower, rather than a superpower and tons of humiliation.

Fragile-Man, seriously? That's even worse than Hard-Man.

Well then, what else would I do in case of me being captured? A bomb seemed like the most sensible option.

 

[Nietz]

Well, no damage means that your body won't decay, which means that you will age to the peak of your physical prowess, and then stay at that age. But, you won't have those pesky "my mind is getting older" problems. So, I guess I would become a mercenary or globetrotter of some sort.

I know, but one can dream.
And I'm assuming that while hijacking a nuclear bomb, I'll come across some scientist who, with some persuasion, can jury-rig the bomb to explode when struck with a hammer on some spot. It's not like I'm worried about it going up in my face.

[edit] Also, yes, there is going to be parade for me, and you may rain as much as you like. I like rain.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I'd take over the world. Duh. -_-

 

[Surpheal]

Step one: Join a military organization of such

Step two: Walk onto the battlefield with a certain swagger in my step

Step three: DICK PUNCH ANYONE IN MY PATH!

Step four: Profit

 

[Mr Dizazta]

Change my name to Luke Cage and fight crime as POWER MAN!

 

[soren7550]

What's a boolet OP?

Anyway, on topic, eh not entirely sure. I'd rather not go out looking for people to take a swing at me.

 

[anthony87]

Probably just do what this guy does:


Minus the repercussions. Fucking Russians man...They're crazy.

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

Probably just do what this guy does:


Minus the repercussions. Fucking Russians man...They're crazy.

..that guy is a dick, though I did smile at that. Especially when he did it to the policeman.

 

[crazyfills]

Probably become a really good human shield.