You are going to be assassinated

chstens

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MassiveGeek said:
chstens said:
MassiveGeek said:
chstens said:
MassiveGeek said:
- Sweden
- I killed about a hundred idiots with a sniper rifle from the royal castle's roof.
- A really hot assassin would come after me, and we would have really awesome sex before she shot me between the eyes in my sleep.

... I don't know. XD
Are you the Laser Man?
That would be weird, considering I'm 17 years old and female.
Yes, that would be weird. Also, how come your king is so much more... alive than the Norwegian king? Our king is just some old geezer that runs on viagra pills.
To be honest, I don't really give a SEK for our king. He's basically just standing around looking iconic. I have no clue, in other words. :p
Same shit here, except our king is practically a corpse. Oh well, I don't really give a shit.
 

zHellas

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drbarno said:
zHellas said:
drbarno said:
-UK
-nicked a random guys cup of tea
-Drowned in a pool of tea.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
Sounds more like Disproportionate Retribution, to me.

OT:

-U.S.
-Stealing some tiny unassuming superweapon.
-Highly skilled and masterfully trained assassins sent after me.
I was doing it by the fact that the two posts above me were for rather fitting things to be killed for and make mine a rather mudane one to go with it.
Oh I get it!

And I was gonna make a joke saying that I prefer a long gag listing 15 horrible crimes THEN Jaywalking rather than Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.
 

cainstwin

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imnotparanoid said:
Uk
stole china
rickrolled to death.
And then, when you open the gates of heaven, you are greeted with "Never gonna give you up" followed by god laughing and an eternity in hell (presumably for breaking the 11th commandment: Thou shalt not steal porcelain)


also what's with all the anti nationalism?

OT:
UK
Holding the world to ransom for infinite funds for my own game studio (which i hope to one day have). My threat: Dangerously smelly cheese...

Assassinated by a 70 year old bachelor ninja. A mixture of being a bachelor and old meant he was the only person could survive the smell as it was comparatively nicer than the one in their own house. It comes down to a final battle where I get beaten because my nose peg is distracts me.

A bit weird but original :p
 

MarcFirewing

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-USA
-Divided by Zero
-Blew myself to hell

[But seriously]

-USA
-Mass Murdered every Beiber-lovers and Beiber himself
-Executed by a bullet to the head in a Boondock Saints manner. . .Just without the prayer.
 

Sacman

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-USA
-Boning the kings wife and daughter simultaneously on the desecrated corpse of god while playing a killer rock guitar solo.
-infected ingrown toenail
 

OptimisticPessimist

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-US
-Drew a dick on Dick Cheney's face while he slept in his coffin.
-I am given a drug which induces an erection so massive as to drain my entire body of blood, thereby killing me.
 

harv3034

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Sacman said:
-USA
-Boning the kings wife and daughter simultaneously on the desecrated corpse of god while playing a killer rock guitar solo.
-infected ingrown toenail
HAHAHA
Excilent ZP reference

OT:
USA
Raped the world at CoD Black Ops
My pissed off roommate beats me over the head with the cinder block I bought for my engineering project.
 

badgersprite

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- Australia
- I tried to take over the world, obviously.
- I don't know how they'd kill me. I mean, assassins always strike when you least exp
 

LogicNProportion

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-USA
-Starts a 'terrorist' group after discovering a government conspiracy. I call it: Outer Heaven.
-I wait for my assassin, and when he appears, I challenge him to 1v1 combat. Mano e mano. I lose, with my dying breath, I order my men to let the man go, and to live their lives best they can. I win, I send the remains of the assassin to the government with a note attached saying, "Got any more?"
 

aLivingPheonix

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Country: USA

Crime: I created a biological warhead containing the DNA of Liam Nieson, A Snickers bar, and the Solanum virus to create Omega Snickers-Loving Liam Nieson zombies.

Death: A clone of the real Liam Nieson comes at me with an army of my own monsters, and I snipe them off with a M107 from the top of the Empire State Building, until the real Liam Nieson drops behind me, says a badass one liner and shoots me in the back of the head, sending my body spiraling off of the Empire State building.