You are immortal.
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Well first of all i would like to thank OP for making me immortal. Second i would like to run down the side of the Empire state building...
Go study,study,study, study, study, study, study, study, study, study then start some big project that would take three lifetimes to make. When I finally grow tired of studying, I will instead become a mercenary and go kill me some... no I don't think I would do that, instead I would try to play every game ever made. Will I ever be done?
And oh yeah, I will also start selling my limbs on the black market to feed my cabbage addiction.
And oh yeah, I will also start selling my limbs on the black market to feed my cabbage addiction.
Put some money in the bank and start travelling around asia learning the languages and martial arts until eventually I return to avenge my clan...No social life said:
No but seriously, what else can you do? I think I'd try my hand at becoming a ninja after living this particular life.
After failing that... I don't know, real-estate?
yeah kinda this, though i guess i would be a lot more patient about most things, since i know i literally have all the time in the world. maybe get some art to sell for antiques later, stockpile some random news and knowledge just in case the world forgets maybe, (forget history bound to repeat it etc. etc.). and generally be a bit happier, and more outgoing, knowing death is not a consequence.Jonluw said:
Solve physics (or prove that that is impossible), attain enlightenment, then I'll form a new plan.
well if you are immortal and regenerate, why not get the extraneous stuff removed soon after, so you just restore to your natural state?Vidiot said:
and i guess my immortality would drive me to be more helpful, knowing i cant die. but perhaps i would first devote lifetimes to mastery of various studies and applications so i can actually help (not a whole lot a 15 year old can do who isnt a goddamn prodigy)
Throw myself onto a spike. Not as a suicide attempt, but just so I could run up to somebody, yell "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!!" and stick my hand through the hole in my chest. I've either made that person's day or become their worst nightmare. Either way, they're welcome.
I wouldn't stress out about not accomplishing enough in time anymore... that would be cool.
I'd get DEAD. FUCKIN'. SERIOUS. about the environment, more than I am already (not much). I don't want to have to suffer through the short-sighted shit the politicians allow so as to not become "unpopular" with the public overnight. I don't wanna be stuck putting up with the bad choices of today in a hundred years.
I'd get DEAD. FUCKIN'. SERIOUS. about the environment, more than I am already (not much). I don't want to have to suffer through the short-sighted shit the politicians allow so as to not become "unpopular" with the public overnight. I don't wanna be stuck putting up with the bad choices of today in a hundred years.
I would quickly go utterly insane as the full horror of my existence manifests itself...
Immortality is going to wind up pretty close to hell, to my mind.
Immortality is going to wind up pretty close to hell, to my mind.
After I've gone and got all of the stupid out of my system (i.e. jump into the Grand Canyon without a parachute, play hot potato with a grenade, brush my teeth with nerve gas, etc.), I'd spend some time going to business school while also studying computer science and engineering. I'd use my knowledge to experiment with various business ventures before eventually landing myself a very lucrative company to amass capital for my "dicking around" fund. After that, I'd spend my seemingly infinite time and fortune doing whatever I want, learning everything I could, and possibly engaging in a few side projects (like choosing a group of newly orphaned infants and engaging them in a life long social experiment where I place them in various social, economical, and educational climates and see how they develop/what they achieve).
Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't just spend my life goofing off. I'd build an empire with my financial resources in multiple fields, be it pharmacy, electronics, alternative power, weapons, etc. With enough time (and luck) on my side, I could probably subtly steer the advancement of mankind in whatever direction I choose. I might even be able to control the domestic and foreign policies of entire countries with enough resources at my disposal. Ultimately though, I'd probably expand into terraforming other planets for colonization once I've depleted Earth's resources/overpopulation. Who knows, maybe I'll start a galactic civil war like in Firefly while I'm at it?
Edit: Now that I think about it, discovering time travel while I'm at it would open a whole NEW field of dicking around when I bend the time stream over a pinball table.
Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't just spend my life goofing off. I'd build an empire with my financial resources in multiple fields, be it pharmacy, electronics, alternative power, weapons, etc. With enough time (and luck) on my side, I could probably subtly steer the advancement of mankind in whatever direction I choose. I might even be able to control the domestic and foreign policies of entire countries with enough resources at my disposal. Ultimately though, I'd probably expand into terraforming other planets for colonization once I've depleted Earth's resources/overpopulation. Who knows, maybe I'll start a galactic civil war like in Firefly while I'm at it?
Edit: Now that I think about it, discovering time travel while I'm at it would open a whole NEW field of dicking around when I bend the time stream over a pinball table.