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someonehairy-ish

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Become insanely awesome at guitar, drums and bass. Learn some new languages, yadda yadda. I dunno, I'd just master new things one at a time forever.

Kama sutra too maybe :) ahhhh
Oh crap I'm not really immortal... damn.
 

Littlee300

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Well I guess I would become a doctor for my early years because if my patients need a kidney I will just be like "One second, let me cut out mine..." And become rich enough to do something more exciting.
 

mooncalf

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I think I'd go for a walk, cross country, cross oceans, mountains, everywhere, I'd just walk all over for decades.
 

Midnight Crossroads

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Invest in a lot of long term bonds. Open some savings accounts. Drive to the nearest beach and sit on my ass for a few years. Learn to surf or something while I'm there. I've got eternity to get things done. I may as well wait.
 

Yostbeef

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Arqus_Zed said:
Does this also mean I am invulnerable?

If so, well then excuse me while I go conquer the earth!

If no, then I'm just gonna go on and lead my life till the end of days... Maybe stock up on some vases and stuff, then sell them again after hundreds of years as antiques. Easy money.
You sir,sound like an immortal with a plan.

OT:Just seek out every bit of knowledge the universe has to offer and eat bacon all the time.
 

XxSummonerxX

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I would run around with Friday playing on infinite loop on some kind of loud portable audio device.
I would laugh as people attempted to strangle me.

Or I would kick a cop in the balls. It's all good.
 

AgDr_ODST

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Well at first it would be great, Id be able to screw around and make money and have a good old time and knowing that id be able to travel the world and see it all......But at some point betweeen the time when A) everyone else notices im not aging B) when everyone I ever loved and cared about starts growing old and dying of natural causes C) when those who were infants at the time of my discovery start to die of old age I'll probably start to go insane and thinking of horrible things to subject myself too(1 way trips to mars, volunteering to be dissected, swimming with cement shoes in a lake, hand myself over to scientists, find a way to be stand at the epicenter of an atomic bomb blast, or just live 4ever clad in a straight jacket in an asylum in a 4th world country) or maybe I'll see if I can share this gift of immortality with friends and family (but if I do they may also start going crazy eventually to and Im not sure I'd want to subject anyone to that)
 

BlindChance

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Arqus_Zed said:
Does this also mean I am invulnerable?

If so, well then excuse me while I go conquer the earth!
Due to your lack of super-strength, and limited ammunition, you are eventually captured and, after capital punishment fails, imprisoned. You will never get out, and never die. Enjoy!

Me, if I discovered I was immortal? I'd be very, very upset. I'd immediately begin searching for a way to die, Lazarus Churchyard style.
 

AgDr_ODST

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The Apothecarry said:
I'd try for the Halo: Reach achievement "If They Came To Hear Me Beg" for all eternity. If that Elite would just stop moving before I land on him...
but what happens when you get the achievable?........................................X3
 

Soluncreed

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Like in Hot Fuzz, I'd stick a fork in my eye so that people think it's a joke.

It wasn't a joke.
 

Macgyvercas

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No social life said:
And no you can in no way die, even if you try to kill yourself.
That's invulnerable.

Sorry, one of my pet peeves is people not grasping the difference between immortal and invulnerable.

Immortal is you can not die of old age or disease, but can still be killed (think the elves from Lord of the Rings). Invulnerable means you are immune to physical injury, but you can still die of old age and disease.

So really, these kinds of questions asking what you would do if you live forever are pointless unless you specify that you are both immortal and invulnerable.
 

darkstarangel

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Would I be classified as a dirty old man if im still getting jiggy with the grand daughters of the ladies I used to get jiggy with a hundred years from now because seriously, endless virility? The only problem is trying to keep track of all the great great great great etc. Grandchildren just to avoid mass incest.

Oh yeah, money in the back, interest accumulation over a century, life is good.
 

Endron27

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Probably just run around looking, walking through the ocean and record it ( after 100 years so no-one know who I am ) After that just chill, probably learn everything there is to know, also I would then proceed to wait for Half Life 2: Episode 3
 

Aiehen

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I would gather money with those vases someone mentioned and then force a bunch of people and reenact the Highlander. There can be only one!
 

Jessta

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I'd wait it out till all my friends and family die then begin learning different skills for about a hundred years, spending about 2 years a piece training in various skills, after which I would resurface as the ultimate being and be super popular and cool! Think about it, with two years of studying various foreign languages, and NOTHING else, I would be able to speak almost anything, two years of that with the sword, I would be GODLY with a blade, a year in between each working out, I would be a beast, two years of that with an instrument, or a computer, or a any number of things. I would collect all the knowledge I could possibly collect and then use said knowledge to fix problems with the world. Of course thats all well and good if I could pull through mentally to, I would probably just live my life as an ordinary person occasionally slipping away into thee wilderness to stare out into the sky and day dream for a years at a time before mustering up the effort to get back to life. My mortality is the only drive my infinite rationality of pointless can't beat, it forces me to move forward bit by bit, without it I would probably just stay in place for all of eternity.
Macgyvercas said:
No social life said:
And no you can in no way die, even if you try to kill yourself.
That's invulnerable.

Sorry, one of my pet peeves is people not grasping the difference between immortal and invulnerable.

Immortal is you can not die of old age or disease, but can still be killed (think the elves from Lord of the Rings). Invulnerable means you are immune to physical injury, but you can still die of old age and disease.

So really, these kinds of questions asking what you would do if you live forever are pointless unless you specify that you are both immortal and invulnerable.
Actually its all a matter of opinion, the TRUE meaning of immortal would be that you don't posses mortality, meaning you aren't liable or subject to death (it could also mean you possess the traits that make you human but something tells me thats not what he meant), just as he said above, that aside my pet peeves are the same >_> Invulnerable is like superman, you can't get hurt, you said that right. To be immortal but not invulnerable would mean that you could say have someone stick a bunch of swords in you and make you feel all the pain completely crippling you and making you good as dead but still slipping in and out of consciousness for all of eternity until your mind eventually breaks and you all know is pain and despair. If you Regen so you could never be destroyed you are immortal and indestructible, but still vulnerable to injury pain and the such.
A great way to think of this is with wolverine, the original wolverine and his brother were immortal but not beyond being completely destroyed. Wolverine+adamantium, was immortal and invulnerable, bullets would just flash off him since the metal that protected him was completely unbreakable (Of course he was still vulnerable to Magneto so it was a limited invulnerability to be sure, what fun is a character who can't be stopped or hurt after all?)