You are now a Super Saiyan

[Palademon]

Impossible, I'm ginger, and haven't been scremaing for 8 episodes as my hair grows past my feet.

Well, I'd obviously screw some people up, whilst looking incredible stupid by everyday standards.

 

[Con Carne]

I would prolly start trolling on an international level, claiming the power is only attainable by having blonde hair and blue eyes, then I;d have to go into Condemned 2 and kill of the main character as soon as he picks up a gun.

The blonde hair and blue eyes but...wasn't that Hitler's schtick?
Anywho, a Super Saiyan's eyes actually turn green. If you're Broly your hair turn into a weird goldish green color.

OT: I wouldn't bother jumping to and from works of fiction. I'd make this world into my own work of fiction. I'd defy the laws of physics, ALL OF THEM! I'd be the one person everyone would make legends about and no one would know who I actually am. I'd take out any and all militarized weapons I could and as Tony Stark in Iron Man 2 said "commercialize world peace."

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Kamehameha the next person to make an over 9000 joke.

THIS!!! Defiantly THIS!! I do so get sick of the over 9000 jokes.

Other than that, I'd probably go over to the middle east, like to Palestine and whatever and threaten to blow up everyone unless the stop fighting.

Awesome, I didn't know women could become Super Saiyans.

Then again, that would mean I'd lose my lovely red hair and become a blonde.

Well actually they can't, but for this thread we can ignore that particular little detail.

 

[XxDuSaNxX]

I guess I would just sorta feel indifferent about it, because in 300 episodes from now, everybody who ever laid their eyes on me will also become a super saiyan, a super saiyan 5849 at that, if DBZ/GT canon is to be believed

 

[Wintermoot]

first of destroy Mercury because..FUCK MERCURY!
I think I would go into the NGE series/Rebuild Of The Evangelion and single handedly punch the everlasting emo out of Shinji or beat the Angel,s myself.

 

[Wintermoot]

Why I would challenge Chuck Norris of course and any strong fighter out there! Well first I will need to learn kung fu.

wouldn't that end the universe as we know it?

 

[Krinku]

Can I get a scanner too? I'd go around all the world saying "ITS OVER 9000!!!!"

 

[Hectix777]

Probably go into Japanese cartoons and tell people how dumb they are. These people have f****** computers, tvs, vending machines, things that let them pass between life and death yet no one has made a gun!?