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Wing Dairu

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Masturbate. Seriously, do you think any more than 5% of the responses you get are going to be different than this?

But immediately after I'd take my staff outside and try to get used to fighting with boobs.
 

Particulate

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Make out with my girlfriend and go about my day as normal. At some point I guess I'd have to look into changing up my workout routine to better accommodate female physiology.
 

Thaluikhain

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I'd probably need a new set of clothes, unless I ketp my proportions.

And then there's rethinking my personal safety and career options.
 

DeadlyYellow

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Wing Dairu said:
But immediately after I'd take my staff outside and try to get used to fighting with boobs.
I completely mistook the context of that.

Although the idea of fighting large disembodied breasts is quite funny.

Also same initial answer.
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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One question: is my sexuality the same? If it is then a whole world of experimentation and pleasure has opened up. The rest of my life is the same.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
spend at least an hour playing with my boobs then.... probably the same thing I do everyday, try to take over the world
 

Lord Beautiful

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Wing Dairu said:
Masturbate. Seriously, do you think any more than 5% of the responses you get are going to be this?
This. Then I'd hit up lesbian bars, assuming my sexuality didn't flip as well.
 

pixiejedi

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Pee standing up. Then walk around outside without a shirt on and feel giddy about doing so. You lucky buggers.
 

Tiger Sora

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*Proceeds to get gym membership. 198 pounds I need to whittle that down. I look fine as a guy, but as a chick.... not so much.
 

DJDarque

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My list of things can be boiled down to one word: experiment. Sexually, physically, the works. Oh, and buy new clothes.
 

Strain42

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I re-read the entire webcomic series Misfile and try to take notes on how Ash puts up with it.
 

Charisma

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pixiejedi said:
Pee standing up. Then walk around outside without a shirt on and feel giddy about doing so. You lucky buggers.
And then, every month or so you'd... change absolutely nothing about your routine.

XD

Edit: Oh right.

Me, after the obligatory week-long masturbation binge I'd watch every chick flick ever conceived because finally I wouldn't be socially unacceptable for doing so.

And then, another week-long binge.

Serious note, I really wonder if the average guy would make a slutty girl. Too bad we'll never really know.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Tomb Raider the nearest crevice, and Indiana Jones those curious, unexplored mountains that are suspiciously the exact same length, width and composure.. [sub]Take that statement however you will.[/sub]

And then proceed to freak out when I realize this may be permanent, no less. Though fuck if I'm ever going to get down with a guy, even as a female. I'm a one gender interest individual, of course.
 

CM156_v1legacy

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I don't know what I would do. Check out my own boobs? Sure. Why not.

After that, I don't know. Have children?
 

joshuaayt

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Put on my friend's old school uniform and rock up to my English class as if nothing had happened. Can I be pretty? I hope I can be pretty.

...And, yeah, I'd probably masturbate too, after school. What? Give me a break, I'm a scientist. Have to experience the entire package. Multiple times a day.
 

Norendithas

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I'd head to the Kohl's (clothing store) nearby and buy some new clothing.. While naked! No, I'd probably throw on some clothes to do that. After that, eh, I dunno. I'd find a game to play with using my boobs at some point that would last me a while.
 

WolfThomas

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Shit do I still have my moustache? Because that would be awkward. Call the media, tell them what happens, instant celebrity status over night. Get scientists to prove I am who I claim from DNA from hairs on my bed from before my transformation.
 

Loop Stricken

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Charisma said:
Serious note, I really wonder if the average guy would make a slutty girl. Too bad we'll never really know.
Oh, I know I would. And I'd aim to be the kind of girl guys like me like.

... which by that point would be rather redundant.