You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth", what do you do first?

[Philol]

Firstly make Britain the central hub of the world! why because I love dear old Blighty, secondly people must call me Lord Widdowson, (it sounds so official), thirdly God Save the Queen will be played everyday around the world (people wouldn't have to sing along, but they would have to listen in silence!), fourthly I would have a pet monkey named Mr Ditto and he will be adorable (no one else can have one either!), and erm...I think that's everything. Well till I rule the world then, cheers.

But where would your best friend sit in the new world order?

plz can haz my pet rabbit?

Well I'm supreme leader so I have to control a majority of the world, but you can take your pick of any quarter of land mass from anywhere around the globe,(Not Britain, that's mine), oh and your rabbit can live with you ^^.

 

[Biodeamon]

change title to benefactor of the human race and weed out about 50 percent of the world's population i found unworthy.

beibs and twi-hards die first. then moral weaklings. who's next i don't know.