You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth", what do you do first?

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CloudKiller

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Accellerate the development of sustainable, synthetic food stuffs, thus removing all fears of over-population. All farmland, which would no longer be needed can be used to build cheap affordable housing.

Accellerate the development of worldwide sustainable powersources, wind farms on top of every mountain, solar panels across every desert, tidal barrages and Hydrogen fuel cells. Thus removing our dependence on fossil-fuels and cleaning up the atmosphere.

With no shortages of food or energy, all wars come to an end and the world unites together as a glorious utopia that sets its sights on spreading out into the stars, colonizing other worlds meeting other lifeforms and spreading the messages of peace, love, tolerance and pretty much any value found in MLP.
 

HellbirdIV

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I would have all the people who call me "Evil Overlord" rounded up and shot. I will have no dissent in my kingdom!

On the other hand I might just give them icecream. And then shoot the ones who don't change their minds.
 

Captain Booyah

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Establish a dress code.

"Look, you can either go outside dressed as a pirate, or a noir detective. IT'S NOT HARD."
 

rutger5000

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)rStrangelove]Put all politicians in a space shuttle, set autopilot course to mid of our starsystem and fire it off.

Happy melting. :D
Sunsystem, that is if you want melting. Starsytem has a middle, but I wouldn't say that middle is hot.
 

rutger5000

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Flip a coin, heads: destroy the world, tails: try to make everything better eventually die, and then let humanity fuck it up again :D
 

Monkey_Warfare

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Build an orbital satellite and a mechanism for igniting the earths atmosphere. Get the hottest chicks I can find, fly to the satellite ignite the atmosphere and have sex with them as the planet burns beneath me
Failing that force PETA members to fight bears, lions and tigers to the death
Make the politicians and arms manufacturers/sellers of each country have a battle royale (manga style)
Dedicate an entire research department to the creation of a treee that produces combustable lemons
Ban deforestation (got to do at least one ethical thing)
Force anyone who states intelligent design should be taught in science to be infected with ebola, the evidence of asshole design
And then get a variety of wepons and work through my incredibly long list of people I hate. Stating with whoever coined the phrase 'Tween".
 

Thanato5

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Become like Lord Vetinari in the disk world novels. One man One vote. I'm the man and I have the vote
 

Astiahl

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Build a giant flying pirate ship as my fortress just so I could have an excuse to wear an awesome hat...a big one...maybe with a feather. Afterwords I'd sail the skies around the world, inviting dissenters upon my ship, attempting to sway them with feasts and whatnot, at which time they will be welcomed into one of the many ground settlements.

If they refuse then they shall be asked a question, if they answer correctly they will be given a good parachute, if they answer wrong they will be given a bad one. They will not be told whether they were correct or not, they'll find out on the way down. Of course then they'll be booted off over their current place of residence.
 

ExiledPaladin13

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Outlaw thick pancakes and encourage everyone to eat thin crepes for breakfast everyday. Missing breakfast once is a fine of 200 AUD, twice is 250 AUD, third is a death sentence.
 

mikeybuthge

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Find a way to blow up Jupiter, to prove that large planets aren't exempt from my wrath, then id force all but me to listen to tween pop and elevator music, cuz if you're gonna be evil, might as well do it right
 

])rStrangelove

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rutger5000 said:
)rStrangelove]Put all politicians in a space shuttle, set autopilot course to mid of our starsystem and fire it off.

Happy melting. :D
Sunsystem, that is if you want melting. Starsytem has a middle, but I wouldn't say that middle is hot.
Hmmm. I think Sunsystem is a very special one, its only the system with our 'Sun' in its core. Whereas a starsystem is a general expression describing ours and all other systems out there.

Dont think its wrong to say 'our starsystem' is it?
 

CulixCupric

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)rStrangelove]
rutger5000 said:
)rStrangelove]Put all politicians in a space shuttle, set autopilot course to mid of our starsystem and fire it off.

Happy melting. :D
Sunsystem, that is if you want melting. Starsytem has a middle, but I wouldn't say that middle is hot.
Hmmm. I think Sunsystem is a very special one, its only the system with our 'Sun' in its core. Whereas a starsystem is a general expression describing ours and all other systems out there.

Dont think its wrong to say 'our starsystem' is it?
its solarsystem, not sunsystem. just sayin'.
 

Matthew Dunn

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Kahohess said:
1) build Glados.
2) give north america back to it's natives.
3) Reality shows will be banned.
4) Intensive use of the guillotine on the royal heads (english ones to begin with ).
5) remove civil rights to vegans.
6) Glados finished.. let's do science.
I agree with all of them
but The Queens head shall stay on her neck :p

I would errrm ask everyone weather they drink coke or pepsi
then give them the opposite when its flat
Then a random Chav/Justin beiber/other people murder spree :p
 

])rStrangelove

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CulixCupric said:
)rStrangelove]
rutger5000 said:
)rStrangelove]Put all politicians in a space shuttle, set autopilot course to mid of our starsystem and fire it off.

Happy melting. :D
Sunsystem, that is if you want melting. Starsytem has a middle, but I wouldn't say that middle is hot.
Hmmm. I think Sunsystem is a very special one, its only the system with our 'Sun' in its core. Whereas a starsystem is a general expression describing ours and all other systems out there.

Dont think its wrong to say 'our starsystem' is it?
its solarsystem, not sunsystem. just sayin'.
Nice discussion.

Ok, so:

Sun = our star
Solar System = our star system with the Sun at its core
Star System = general expression for our Solar System and all other star systems in our matrix... eh ... universe.
 

CulixCupric

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)rStrangelove]
CulixCupric said:
)rStrangelove]
rutger5000 said:
)rStrangelove]Put all politicians in a space shuttle, set autopilot course to mid of our starsystem and fire it off.

Happy melting. :D
Sunsystem, that is if you want melting. Starsytem has a middle, but I wouldn't say that middle is hot.
Hmmm. I think Sunsystem is a very special one, its only the system with our 'Sun' in its core. Whereas a starsystem is a general expression describing ours and all other systems out there.

Dont think its wrong to say 'our starsystem' is it?
its solarsystem, not sunsystem. just sayin'.
Nice discussion.

Ok, so:

Sun = our star
Solar System = our star system with the Sun at its core
Star System = general expression for our Solar System and all other star systems in our matrix... eh ... universe.
actually, the original name for our sun was "Sol".