You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[Bravo 21]

a flamethrower, and an M4 assault rifle. they will fear me, and worship me as a god of death. Or overwhelm me through sheer weight of numbers.

 

[chipfizz]

A goodlooking girl and a translator. I would tell them to fight each other and then last one standing would be the one to get the girl.... and then i would kill the winner as there are three of us.

Yes i did just kill and army and get a girl.... wait modern equipment doesn't count people?... dam

OT: i think i would take a minigun on tripod and a shotgun. Minigun for as long as i can and then the shotgun to go down swinging. I more or less know i am going to die so lets go down swinging

 

[StellarViking]

A taser and a massive arena speaker system with a loaded loop of nyancat.

That is all.

 

[Riesel87]

300 paper clips and a copy of playboy to read when im finished

 

[SextusMaximus]

Napalm
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Did you READ the thread? I've heard that sometimes helps

 

[DudeistBelieve]

a nuclear bomb and a hand gun with one bullet.

Fuck I'm gonna die anyway, but all well know one man stood against 300 spartans and killed them all.

 

[Bugerion]

Laptop that has wireless internet free porn for spartans

 

[Tizzmarelda]

Level 3 sentry and Level 3 Dispensor.

Did i win?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

A Mk. 19
Mounted on a HMMWV.

Then when I run out of ammo, I can drive away/into whoever's left standing after 50 grenades have detonated in the middle of them.

 

[_tinned_magpie_]

hydrogen bomb and a fully stocked underground bunker

Dammit, ninja'd.

OT:

- One M60 to mow them down.
- If that fails, a sample of the smallpox virus/other disease that they're not immune to. If I'm going down, then they'll have something to remember me by!

 

[Sir Ollie]

Mustard gas and a gas mask.

 

[Scorpianhead]

XM18 minigun and a katana.

 

[mattaui]

Porno mags (of all varieties) and fried chicken. Game over man!

 

[mikeli4194]

Chainsaw and a double-barrel shotgun that you never have to reload unless it's for dramatic effect. Thank YOU, Ash!

 

[Pirate1019]

A tube of K-Y jelly and another tube of K-Y Jelly because I'm not getting out of there unmolested.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A lighter and my phone.

Behold the shaman!

Entertain my curiosity, what anime is your avatar from?

Puella Magi (Mahou Shoujo) Madoka Magica. It finished about two weeks ago.

If you decide to watch it, let me know when you finish the third episode.

 

[David Bray]

High-armour tank.
Magnum.

They're not getting anywhere near me