You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[Elijah Ball]

A tea cup and a hairpin

(points if you see the reference)

points for me. :]

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

I notice a lot of posters are focusing on the use of destructive technologies to mow the Spartans down. I think evading them would be a more interesting approach.

My attempt would involve sunglasses and a basket full of flashbang grenades.

 

[Mar451]

A gun that shoots shurikens and lightening

 

[Furious Styles]

a flamethrower and a can of coke, cos I'm gonna thirsty once I'm done frying ass

 

[spielberg11]

Nitro-glycerin body armour. One poke and BOOM!

...oh, and maybe a megaphone to insult them all on the way out.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

ACR with Grenade Launcher attachment and one man army. If im gonna kill them im gonna piss them off while i do it

Ahhh, legendary

 

[Da Chi]

A Tesla coil and one fuckoff sized generator. Be fun to watch the bronze bastards zap one by one.

 

[II2]

- Biosafety Level 4 Hazmat "Moon" Suit
- Pressurized tanks of VX gas (nerve toxin LD 30ug)

 

[roguetrooper96]

Something that takes 50. cal bullets and a glass of ice tea.

 

[Kerrie Garbett]

A flashlight and a megaphone. It'll scare the crap out of them.

 

[Korolev]

I would have a loud-speaker. The unearthly voice booming out would terrify them. I could scream that I was a god and that if they didn't step back my wrath would be upon them.

The other item would be a very, very bright torch - that should scare em stiff. Booming voice + Flashy light orb = scared superstitious primitive. Oh come on, they WERE primitive by today's standards. EVERYONE was a primitive back then, and they all believed in nonsense like Magic and Super-natural powers. My plan to scare em with new technology would work. Not for very long, but long enough for me to get the hell away.

 

[Ninjat_126]

A Yoroi tôshi dagger and the black Ka'Kari. I win.

I wish that modern technology could recreate the Black Ka'kari. That would be my numbers 1-400 solutions for any problem (The rest are teleportation).


I'd probably go for an Ipod (with speaker dock, I've got a battery powered one) and either a tank (any kind), an M60 or a SAW.

The Ipod is to "wow!" them with tech and I then either have a machine gun or a tank in case they don't like it.

 

[EradiusLore]

300 tons of bacon strips and a frying pan.

EPIC MEAL TIME!

 

[Keava]

That's easy...
All one would need is pair of speakers and iPod with

They would surely stop attacking and just start dancing...

 

[Jewrean]

A small bomb shelter and an Atomic bomb. The active bomb being on the outside of the shelter and myself located behind many locks INSIDE the shelter.

OR

Two of these in my hands with the pins pulled

 

[meece]

Hazmat suit and white phosphorus.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Bomb.

Bomb shelter.

Do I win now?

edit:

A small bomb shelter and an Atomic bomb. The active bomb being on the outside of the shelter and myself located behind many locks INSIDE the shelter.

...I lose.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

noclip

 

[thirion1850]

Flamethrower and a rocket launcher.

Bitches, Zeus' come down to Earth.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

a fake mustache and mustache comb. they will never know it was me!