You are Walking Down a Hall, Turn Around and See This...

[GLo Jones]

If that audio wasn't playing, I'd congratulate the guy on making such an awesome costume. But if I heard that sound just before I saw it... Oh boy.

I'm noticing quite a few people saying they'd fight it. Good luck with that.

 

[Buleet]

SWEET FUCKING JEZUS AAAAARRRRRGG is step one
Running away is part 2.
If its the end of the hallway try to run past it. and run away.
Part 4 is visiting a psy.

It's a simple plan but it will most likely end with me dead.

 

[Agarth]

I would tell my friend to "Stop Tittly-Wanking around." If that didn't work I'd kick him where the sun don't shine.

Edit: Okay, fine I would panic for a minute before doing that.

 

[Dma]

Dad? what are you doing here?

 

[JochemDude]

Grab my machete out of my back pocket and chop it's head off.

 

[Von Strimmer]

Just try to outrun it I guess. It doesn't seem to be moving too fast

They are very quick. The hobble is just for show.

well the way I see it, I can either attack the horrific monster that could very well rip me limb from limb, or I can easily run away from it seeing as how it's really not that fast at all. I'd like to do the former and feel like a total badass, but I'd most likely end up doing the latter, just like most people here would realistically do.

Look up. Its a very fast sprinter, it actually going at a leisurely pace which is done before it charges. Its immune to most damage, the only grunt to ever die was from another magical force which ripped it to shreds. Its magical, so bullets and swords (partially) are useless.

The amount of people saying they will kill it with bare hands, guns, and swords is hilarious. Trying to attack a magical beast like it was a normal zombie is a fast way to die. At least its a grunt and not a brute.

But can it jump? If not then I would climb a roof or something and throw shingles at it until it stopped moving then throw it down a hole. If not then I would run into a large group of people and try and get them killed instead... Or shotgun to the face.

 

[Von Strimmer]

To anybody who wants to try and fight it, you're going to get killed no matter what. It's not shown very clearly in this video but you will go completely insane if you actually look at them. You're better off just running like hell and barricading yourself in a room.

Actuaally I would go with your avatar on this one

 

[Stalydan]

Kick it in the face Σ(ﾟ∀´(┗┐ヽ(･∀･ )ﾉ

And then jump on it's body until it blacks out >

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Damn, a Grunt...

Spoiler: Better drink my own piss

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

Do what gears taught me. Drop kick it. Then crub stop its face off. Or maybe a beatdown.

 

[Post Tenebrae Morte]

What some of the more informed people of this thread (I.E., the folk who know the mythos of Amnesia) seem to not take into consideration, is the fact that Amnesia operates on the Lovecraftian mind-set, which dictates that the human mind cannot fathom such a horror, when in reality it can. That is why Daniel goes insane by just looking at it, he's built up from the Lovecraft character base. It's that very reason why I still find Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of the Earth to be a better game and story than Amnesia.

That, and there's the fact that its being brought into our world, which means no magic. It'd simply be a deformed humanoid that can be taken down, even if such a measure required extreme force.

If it had its magic, I'd book it. But if it didn't, I'd likely run up and tackle it, lift it and put it on its back, and then try to take off the left arm.

~Efrit

 

[FalloutJack]

"Hi Bob! How's it going?"

...and keep walking.

 

[Blemontea]

RUN, till i find a fire extinguisher, pull the cord bash it in the face with the bottom then try and freeze it in place with the extinguisher whilst kicking to keep it down.
If that doesn't work keep running, and try trapping it a room then start running again till i think of another complicated four phase plan.

 

[ArbiterX13]

Since the stupid thing's immortal, I'd probably do exactly what Yahtzee did the first time he saw one of these: "Where did you come from?!?! Ahhrunrunrun, I'msorryIdidn'tmeantomessyourchairsup! Oh, pissing blimey, there's jam coming out of the walls!!!"

 

[ParadigmOfParanoia]

1. Activate "OH SHIT" protocol (Explanation: run like hell while firing shotgun)
2. Distance myself
3. Locate Building schematics
4. Locate rooms with tall furniture and ceiling vents
5. Find above room with most people
6. Use civilians as bait while I break the nozzle on a conveniently placed propane tank
7. Continue bait ditsraction while climbing into vent
8. Throw match into room (If it dies, skip to step 10)
9. Follow up propane explosion with multiple grenades til dead
10. Call police/fire dept to get a fat guy out of a ceiling ventilation system
(Also throwing The Dismemberer from Point Lookout and hoping the 80% chance of the target's limbs explosively gibbing occurs)

 

[ModReap]

Pull out my gun and shoot it. If it fails to stop, then leg it, knocking over stuff to slow it down.

 

[Chawx]

Give him a bag of milky ways

 

[rutger5000]

I try not to laugh and ask: "Can I help you?". I can't say I would see this as a thread.

 

[rutger5000]

1. Activate "OH SHIT" protocol (Explanation: run like hell while firing shotgun)
2. Distance myself
3. Locate Building schematics
4. Locate rooms with tall furniture and ceiling vents
5. Find above room with most people
6. Use civilians as bait while I break the nozzle on a conveniently placed propane tank
7. Continue bait ditsraction while climbing into vent
8. Throw match into room (If it dies, skip to step 10)
9. Follow up propane explosion with multiple grenades til dead
10. Call police/fire dept to get a fat guy out of a ceiling ventilation system
(Also throwing The Dismemberer from Point Lookout and hoping the 80% chance of the target's limbs explosively gibbing occurs)

You do realize that you're planning to create an explosion while in a ventilation system? 20 000 bugs say you die horribly.