You are Walking Down a Hall, Turn Around and See This...

[Reaper195]

Get all pissed off because it scares the shit out of me, then start throwing heavy things at it while screaming incoherently, and when it has fallen over I would pummel the shit out of its face until it was not moving. Or turned into something else.

 

[Argonian alchemist]

He doesn't look that tough... A couple of knee's to the face, throw in some elbows... mix in a kick or two...

Done...

 

[the spud]

Continue to run down the hall and use other people's infants as projectile weapons.

...

What!?! I do it all the time.

 

[savandicus]

HADOUKEN!

Then when that fails I'll take my inspiration from the french and run away screaming like a little girl and then find some fantastic french wine and cheese to forget the whole thing ever happened.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Use my Wiseausaurus of course!

 

[Tartarga]

Run, but with Yakety Sax in the backround. If i'm gonna die, it may as well be a hilarious death.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Extend my arms and hug the shit out of it.
...What? Looks cute.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

What do you do?

Die of a heart attack right then and there.

I'm not good with scary stuff.

 

[MarsProbe]

I have no idea what this thing is, or its capabilities having never played Amnesia, but seeing something like that charging down a corridor towards me I'd probably either turn and run or just end up frozen to the spot due to the sheer paralyzing terror of the whole situation.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Leg it.

I would run through the office faster than the guy in Farenheit.

 

[Harkonnen64]

I'd shoot it with the plasma torch, then stomp on it.

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

Plan A: Shoot it

Plan B: Run

Plan C: Have some pie


So far I'm really liking Plan C.

 

[Trololo Punk]

"RUN FUCKING RUN"... yea, sounds like a plan to me.

 

[Innegativeion]

Flying side kick into its goddamn sternum.

We're in a narrow hallway, it doesn't look all that acrobatic, I doubt it can dodge me leaping through the air, and the human leg muscles are given much less credit then they deserve.

Assuming I hit it, there's no way it's breaking its fall with those twitchy arm. I will proceed to curbstomp it until it stops moving.

 

[putowtin]

and this is where having to walk with a stick comes in handy
1: Hold walking stick as though it is a golf club
2: Wait
3: Swing aiming for balls
4: Watch not so scary monster roll around crying for it's mummy!

 

[Sleepy Sol]

"Oh cool that's a pretty neat costume you've got ther- OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OFF ME" sounds like what I'd do. That or just try to run.

 

[The87Italians]

Kill it with fire/Nuke it from space. The best reaction to such a situation, or most effective.

 

[pyrokin]

Fleeeeeee! D:

 

[AngryMongoose]

Punch it to death. Daniel was a pussy.

Then commit suicide. I don't want to live in a world where that's real.

Actually, I'd honestly just assume it's some slightly morbid ImprovEverywhere flash mob shit and barely pay attention.