You are what you Eat

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

I'd be... wheat...





FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Excuse me, but 'tis the truth...

How are you doing? 'Cause I'm a potato!

 

[crhoades]

ummm I think it's octopuses that can do that.

 

[Jegsimmons]

i turn into a human.......

.....
.........yes.

 

[ActionDan]

A chicken. Wellllllll fuck.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

i find the cup noodles always turn out a bit better then the plastic package ones.

I think you're making it wrong >.>

Large cheese pizza with sausage, so yeah.

 

[Frozen Fox]

Totally unchanged!

You should know I laughed really hard after reading that.

I had a crappy day and you made it, well done!

I do try, I am surprised you can even read it, i was smashed when i wrote that. Ha a rather bad day myself. Knocked out a wall with a tree limb lucky it was just the garage and I am good at drywall.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Totally unchanged!

You should know I laughed really hard after reading that.

I had a crappy day and you made it, well done!

I do try, I am surprised you can even read it, i was smashed when i wrote that. Ha a rather bad day myself. Knocked out a wall with a tree limb lucky it was just the garage and I am good at drywall.

I was kinda tired when I read that so I wasn't reading for clarity on my end.

Knocking out a wall with a tree limb? What happened? Did you piss off the tree or something?

 

[Biodeamon]

I turned into a triscut. time to go kill my enemies with the power of sodium.

 

[Frozen Fox]

Totally unchanged!

You should know I laughed really hard after reading that.

I had a crappy day and you made it, well done!

I do try, I am surprised you can even read it, i was smashed when i wrote that. Ha a rather bad day myself. Knocked out a wall with a tree limb lucky it was just the garage and I am good at drywall.

I was kinda tired when I read that so I wasn't reading for clarity on my end.

Knocking out a wall with a tree limb? What happened? Did you piss off the tree or something?

Physics hates me, I cut it down it bounced of a branch bellow and hit the wall. the log was around 400- 500 LBS. But after beer and sex who fuckn' cares about a hole in the wall? not me.

 

[Vryyk]

Oh great, I just got done eating a venison roast. I doubt my fellow deer are going to look kindly on all my years of hunting and butchering them.

Not necessarily, unless you reeked of deer blood and had a gun shouldered when you changed.

Or you turned into a musk deer:

Come! Join your fellow post-apocalypse deer people!

To the woods my cervine brethren! We shall taste berries before the day is up!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Totally unchanged!

You should know I laughed really hard after reading that.

I had a crappy day and you made it, well done!

I do try, I am surprised you can even read it, i was smashed when i wrote that. Ha a rather bad day myself. Knocked out a wall with a tree limb lucky it was just the garage and I am good at drywall.

I was kinda tired when I read that so I wasn't reading for clarity on my end.

Knocking out a wall with a tree limb? What happened? Did you piss off the tree or something?

Physics hates me, I cut it down it bounced of a branch bellow and hit the wall. the log was around 400- 500 LBS. But after beer and sex who fuckn' cares about a hole in the wall? not me.

Physics is a cruel cruel mistress, has no regard for the simple ways of human productivity.

After liquor (I wouldn't know about the sex part), whole gives a flying fuck? Liquor solves the problem of the massive hatred of the moment, and after a few, a hole? What hole? I will make my own damn hole and show physics who's boss!

 

[Mariakko]

I am fudge cake! Chocolate with coconut on them, Delicious.

 

[BaronUberstein]

Chicken...unless there's meat in my Vanilla Coke.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Chomain, fried rice, and a chicken pot pit... What? I was hungry and there were left-overs

 

[Luca72]

I'm sure someone's going to make fun of me for this, but I am... KALE SHAKES!

Seriously, I drink these nearly every day, and I feel like a modern generation Popeye all the time.

 

[pppppppppppppppppp]

So....cannibals get the best deal?

 

[game-lover]

Well, I ate a chicken drumstick and a homemade fish taco...

So I guess I'm either a chicken or... a Tilapia. That's the type of fish it was.

I've seen whole ones though and they're pretty big so maybe that's not too bad. Compared to a chicken anyway.

 

[Dukenstein]

I guess I am a cock! I mean rooster...err chicken...umm...damn.