You are what you Eat

[Jolly Co-operator]

Shit . . . I'm turning into oatmeal. Any chance I can be some sort of oatmeal blob monster, or do I just have to be a motionless puddle?

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I cut myself and I sucked the blood, as you do, so I'm... me... I win the apocalypse!

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I just became a sexy beast. Or if that's out of the question, a pig since the last thing I ate was a sausage.

 

[Quaidis]

I have a question.. I just ate an orange.. Do I become an orange or an orange tree?
I'd actually be just fine with becoming a tree...

Preferably you'd turn into an orange tree. As just being an orange would turn you sour.

 

[Quaidis]

Oh great, I just got done eating a venison roast. I doubt my fellow deer are going to look kindly on all my years of hunting and butchering them.

Not necessarily, unless you reeked of deer blood and had a gun shouldered when you changed.

Or you turned into a musk deer:

Come! Join your fellow post-apocalypse deer people!

 

[Richardplex]

I guess I turn into another person.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

ok, so the last thing I ate was some French Toast. Does that mean I turn into an egg, or a chicken, or some wheat, or a Frenchman?

 

[Stormz]

I ate pork for dinner last night so I'm a....a pig...god damn it.

 

[McKay]

I ate something that was BBQ flavoured. So wheat maybe, or a BBQ

 

[loc978]

Okay, problem here... I rarely eat any dish with only one ingredient... I had a salad, but it had bacon, egg, ham and chicken on it... am I a pig, a chicken, lettuce, carrot, tomato, sesame, peas, radish, green onion, or cabbage?

...or some horrible amalgamation of all 10?!

 

[strangemoose]

ham and cream cheese bagel... oh god i'll be delicious

 

[Chalacachaca]

I turned into... eh... brewer's yeast?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Corn cause I ate popcorn. Dammit!!

 

[TheBestPieEver]

I don't know... I think I wouldn't exis then for 4 dyas then I'd turn into a cheap ass hot dog and then another 4 days of non-existence.

 

[applesandoranges]

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[FolkLikePanda]

A pig... damn it!!!

 

[RickyRich]

Oh crap. I'm a chicken!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Well, I had a slice of pepperoni pizza, so...

"In the world after The End, there is one man that those with wicked hearts fear.

Part cow, part pig, part grain... ALL ACTION."

 

[Shockolate]

I'm a walking, talking Nutrigrain bar.

I'm fucked.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I had a fruit smoothie this morning. o_o
So I am a big , walking, talking smoothie? Ugh, I am so tasty.